Stephanie's definitions

pewter

Metal alloy used in cheap school trophies that look good when presented to you, but bad when you realise how little money was actually spent.

"Man... my fab Dux trophy is made of pewter. Scaffy school."

by Stephanie July 4, 2004

washing the curtains

douching

DICK: Where yo bitch at?
DORK: She be washing the fuckin curtains. Smell like ass in that shit, man.

by stephanie June 17, 2003

yerk

a word used to express sarcasm

"That girl is so pretty"
"YERK....she's pretty"

by Stephanie April 10, 2005

for fucks sake

1. For the sake of fucking.
2. For the sake of oral sex.

1. For fuck's sake, James, get some treatment for the damned herpes!
2. For fuck's sake, Bob, go vegan! See "vegans taste better."

by Stephanie March 31, 2004

Soccer mom

a white suburban woman..... upper to middle class, who drives either a mini van or an SUV to shuttle her "precious cargo" to play dates, soccer practice, little league, PTA meetings. All the while, endangering the lives of other drivers and pedestrians on the road with her lead foot and cutting people off in traffic. A woman who also has an affinity for Starbucks, forcing her children to listen to Yanni, imposing time outs on her little "angels" instead of the more deserved smack on the ass that these little shits deserve, and maintaining her trophy wife status to her executive husband..... Mostly....... A woman who has no idea how to actually raise a child by her own wits, just subscribing to the BS that it takes a village.......

see above

by Stephanie November 21, 2003

confuzzle

to confuse, to not know
( confuzzled,confuzzling)

These instructions confuzzle me

by Stephanie March 3, 2004

Skaphanie

A female named Stephanie who has a love for the sounds of the Jamaican born genre Ska.

I saw Skaphanie dancing at the Toasters show the other night.

by Stephanie August 17, 2004