Stefan the terrible's definitions

gaper

an asshole that's been used and abused so often that it doesn't readily close when an object (penis, dildo, zucchini, etc.) is removed from it.

"This porn whore is a vet! she's got a gaper!"

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

grass rat

someone who says they're a landscaper or advertises landscaping services, but really just cuts lawns for a living

the truck says "Joe's landscaping" but Joe is just a grass rat

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

chili dog

fucking a girl who is on the rag then putting your bloody cock in her mouth

"dude- I was raw doggin' it with this chick who just started her rag when we were doin' it, so when I pulled out and went to nut in her mouth, I ended up giving her a chili dog!"

by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004

dong mitten

a condom

better wear a dong mitten if you're gonna tap that shit

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

raw doggin'

To go "raw dog". To have sex without a condom

what is this painful, smelly discharge? maybe I shouldn't be raw doggin it with strangers

by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004

donkeyshow

a live show in which a woman has sex (oral, anal, vaginal) with a mule or donkey. they are usually found in seedy areas of border towns in Mexico. yes they really do exist and aren't terribly hard to find

for Jeff's bachelor party let's go to Tijuana and see a donkey show

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

mow-dicker

`mo* `dick* er n. an axe, machete, or chainsaw. basically, any large hand-wielded cutting tool.
also spelled mowdicker, modicker, mo-dicker

father to son: "We gotta clear these trees. Go get the mow-dicker, boy!"

by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004