13 definitions by Stefan the terrible

cabbage patch kids

generally used to describe the kids from the rich end of town who think money equates to character, but are devoid of same. Also those who think they are somehow more important or valuable because their PARENTS have money.

"jenny's hot, but she's such a snobby bitch! what's her problem?"
"she a cabbage patch kid"

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

dirt ape

a landscaper or landscaping laborer

"what do you do?"
"I'm a dirt ape"

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

MINOD

Mom In Need Of Dick. note: MILFs and MINODs are not necessarily the same thing.

Jeff's mom is a MINOD.

by Stefan the terrible May 27, 2004

mow-dicker

`mo* `dick* er n. an axe, machete, or chainsaw. basically, any large hand-wielded cutting tool.
also spelled mowdicker, modicker, mo-dicker

father to son: "We gotta clear these trees. Go get the mow-dicker, boy!"

by Stefan the terrible May 27, 2004

grass rat

someone who says they're a landscaper or advertises landscaping services, but really just cuts lawns for a living

the truck says "Joe's landscaping" but Joe is just a grass rat

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

shittery

foulplay, sabotage, or ominous circumstances.

"Joe told my girlfriend I was hitting on a girl at the bar, what shittery!" or "when my car broke down it was pure shittery"

by Stefan the terrible May 27, 2004

chili dog

fucking a girl who is on the rag then putting your bloody cock in her mouth

"dude- I was raw doggin' it with this chick who just started her rag when we were doin' it, so when I pulled out and went to nut in her mouth, I ended up giving her a chili dog!"

by Stefan the terrible May 27, 2004