A form of capital punishment in which weight is applied to the victim gradually. Sometimes if they divulge certain information, the weights will be lifted. In the last ten years gangs have began to bring it back into fashion. Giles Dory, in the 1692 salem trials, is known to have said, "More weight, please" as they added the last lethal stone.
Thug: Yo, boy, you keep talkin' shit we gon' press yo ass.
Punk: OH GOD PRESSING! *urinates on himself*
Punk: OH GOD PRESSING! *urinates on himself*
by Steagles February 13, 2006
by Steagles June 06, 2006
Guest featured frequently on the Phil Hendrie Show. Owner of Ted's of Beverly Hills restaraunt located in Beverly Hills, California. They cater only to upscale and wealthy customers and will tow your car if you dare pull something like a Toyota Camry into the parking lot.
"Ted Bell" Jingle lyrics:
Ted's!
...of Beverly Hills!
Steakhouse
Come on down
Here at Ted's!
We wanna put our meat in your mouth.
Ted's!
...of Beverly Hills!
Steakhouse
Come on down
Here at Ted's!
We wanna put our meat in your mouth.
by Steagles June 06, 2006
by Steagles June 06, 2006
The time according to myspace. It ignores the actual times in all timezones, EST, pacific, mountain, etc.
by Steagles February 20, 2006
A term that Mavis Leonard uses to refer to the Catholic practice of "mackin' on Jesus".
see negro smorgasborad and brother buffet
see negro smorgasborad and brother buffet
by Steagles June 06, 2006
One hell of a boring place to work. Get paid for sitting on your ass, sure...but damn. People are nice and everything but...eeeeeh.
Intern: What does DAC stand for?
Program Director: Disability Action Center
Intern: NO WONDER I HATE THIS PLACE SO MUCH!
Program Director: Disability Action Center
Intern: NO WONDER I HATE THIS PLACE SO MUCH!
by Steagles June 05, 2006