cool

Perhaps the ultimate slang word. It's origins are amongst African-American culture and became mainstream after Jazz broke out into popularity in the 20s and 30s. The word actually has nothing to do with the English term "cool" but is actually derived from the West African term "kule". Don't believe me? Search wikipedia.

Some dumbass motherfuckers spell it "kewl" when they chat online. What fools.

AIM User 1: Dude, did you see Drawn Together last night?? Totally kewl!
AIM User 2: ...you dumbass...it's cool. quit spellin' shit wrong dumbfuck.
AIM User 1: ...jeez...sorry *signs off in shame*

by Steagles April 10, 2006

Jump

When one fliches after someone throws a fake hit or punch their way.

OH dat nigga jumped, now he bout to get he ass beat fo real.

by Steagles April 09, 2006

Make-up malfunction

When a prep girl forgets to put on make-up. With it, they appear to be gorgeous. Without it, it’s a completely different story.

Prep girl: Hi, Mike
*Mike see’s normally hot prep girl who forgot make-up*
Mike: WHOA! DUDE! MAKE-UP!
Prep girl: *blushes with shame because of make-up malfunction*
Other prep girl: You ugly whore
Mike: She’s right, I’m going to the prom with HER now…haha, bitch
*They beat the shit out of prep girl for violating the natural laws of ugliness and proceed to have sex on the gymnasium floor*

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Madden

A Football video game series where, in recent titles, it is way too easy to throw an interception. Only reason why I still play QB Club 99.

Man, I was playing Madden ’03 and I was throwing to Marvin Harrison and all of a sudden Troy Polamalu pops up out of nowhere, catches the ball, and returns it for a defensive touchdown…wtf, Troy Polamalu wasn’t even playing in ’03! This game’s fucked.

by Steagles June 11, 2006

All you can eat Negro

A term that Mavis Leonard uses to refer to the Catholic practice of "mackin' on Jesus".

see negro smorgasborad and brother buffet

Mackin' on my boy like a deli buffet...all you can eat Negro!

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Phil Hendrie

The mastermind behind the world renowned Phil Hendrie Show. Has been on-air for sixteen years and is retiring from radio to pursue television acting. June 23rd is the last show!

The Phil Hendrie Show is funny as hell!

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Brother buffet

When one devours an African-American male in a cannibalistic act.

Mavis Leonard: You eat the butt, you eat the whole damn thing. Like a brother buffet...

by Steagles June 11, 2006