Jon Stewart

Someone who is and always will be 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
times better and smarter than Glenn Beck.
(Regarding a CNN anchor's unwillingness to challenge a guest who used phony statistics to prove a point.)

'Why don't you call them on their bullshit?! You're an anchor for fuck's sake!'-
Jon Stewart
by starwarsgeek133 September 05, 2010
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Emo

Someone who doesn't realize a lot of people have worse lives than they do. Usually spoiled, and are attention-seeking pussies. When their pissed, they go and cry in their rooms and write poems.
I saw this emo kid and got really pissed off. He was fucking crying, probably because his parents took away his razor.

He doesn't realize some people his age have no parents to take care of them, and others his age are starving.
by starwarsgeek133 August 24, 2010
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Emma Watson

A very attractive actress which, for some reason, has like, about 10 definitions of her on this site.
She played Hermione Granger in all the Harry Potter movies.
Guy 1: I met Emma Watson when I was in England this summer!

Guy 2: Dude, youre such an asshole, no you didn't.

Guy 3: Yea youre right I just want to meet her like everyone else.
by StarWarsGeek133 September 25, 2009
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Schmuck

A Yiddish word meaning Dick. Usually used by Ashkenazi Jews, like myself.
Mr. Goldstien: Ach, did you see that Rabbi that was in place of Rabbi Wasserman? He read the Parsha so slowly! What a Schmuck!
Mr. Havenowsky: Oy. Definitly a Schmuck.

Yehuda: That new kid at Hillel thought he knew everything!

Josh: Yes. He was such a Schmuck.
by Starwarsgeek133 March 27, 2010
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Jersey shore

A stupid show about douchebags who claim to be 'guidos' and 'guidettes'. In reality, most of them are Mexican, Brazilian, or Chilean. It's retarded, mostly showing retarded people getting pissed.

All in all, It shows how stupid everyone in the world is getting.
Idiot: Hey did you watch jersey shore last night?????

non-Idiot: No...I don't watch Jersey shore.

Idiot: OMFG YOU SHOULDVE CAUSE SNOOKI WAZ LEIK IMMA HIT YU BITCH AND SHE DID AND THEN HE WAS LEIK FIST PUMP

Non-idiot: .....kill me now.
by starwarsgeek133 January 20, 2011
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Racist

Ignorant, closed-minded people who know nothing about the real world and other ethnicities, races, cultures, or religions.
When I was in the South I saw some rednecks yelling at a black guy. What racists.
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racist

The majority of the definition writers here on Urban Dictionary. If you look up Jew,Muslim,Asian, or African American, then you are bound to find some racist definitions.
Racist people write way to many definitions on here. Therefore, Racist people should get a life.
by starwarsgeek133 May 14, 2010
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