Starchylde's definitions

sheet lightning

When you sweep your hands across your bedsheets & the static electricity makes lightning~looking little flashes.

I love the sheet lightning from my bedsheets! It's So Cool & Awesome!

by Starchylde July 14, 2016

changeling

A person who either was switched at birth with a other~wordly baby; or who is truly from another planet.

For some reason, I just know that I'm a changeling.

by Starchylde April 2, 2016

Montucky

A term for Montana; as it's so rural.

Yee~Haw!! I Love living in Montucky!!

by Starchylde December 27, 2014

QT tan

A tan achieved by applying Coppertone's QT (quicktan) lotion~the results are Instant! It was popularized in the 70's!

I Love getting a QT tan, it's instant & I avoid those harmful UV rays & look glowingly Fantastic!!

by Starchylde June 4, 2015

empty nest syndrome

The feeling you get when your kids are adults & have moved out. The house feels so empty.

The empty nest syndrome was really tough to deal with at first & I still miss my kids living with me!

by Starchylde May 27, 2016

pain pill crisis

Doctors Refuse to prescribe Needed pain pills, causing Millions of people to Suffer Needlessly! They claim they'll get in trouble for it~I call Bullshit on that!!!!

Our entire country is in a pain pill crisis & I sure hope someone does something to change this!!!!

by Starchylde May 31, 2016

light my tits on fire

When a stripper splits a paper match & affixes it to her nipples & then lets a voyeur light the match.

Laura was the one who did this interesting trick of letting the customer light my tits on fire.

by Starchylde May 20, 2016