vonk

when you've been hit in the head so many times you can't pronounce the letter b

Qingxi Zhao Ping was vonked in the head so many times she stopped reading aloud and became mute.

by SquitartedSyd February 16, 2020

vonk

1.To wake up first thing and masturbate.
2.to have sex before getting out of bed.
3.The sex addicts answer to wake and bake

Man I woke up and had to vonk then i fell back asleep, and when my girl got home from third shift we vonked together

by Jacob DeWayne September 15, 2008

Vonk

To punch someone in the foot, while not wearing anysort of footware including socks

Evan vonked Jimmy very hard.

by Master Abate February 9, 2008

Vonk

A pubic toupee, named after the Dutch company Vonk Schaamtoupetten. These toupees are usually colorful and outrageous.

I got a vonk with red feathers and sequins on it.

by Limeasaur November 26, 2007

Vonk

Extreme cold

cold felt in a train station when rough. Can induce crying in grown men.

by James Pearson November 20, 2003

Vonk

Someone of questionable mental capacity.

Stop being such a vonk.

by Vonkern May 9, 2020

freek vonk

The manliest Duch biologist on this planet. He is so fucking manly all the animals around him get an orgasm. Not only is he manly but he’s also very smart. He can probably name every animal in the world, not every animal specie but every individual animal. Also is he really funny and he invented the banana.

Freek vonk

*cums*

by sweatshit February 1, 2022