Squid Wrangler's definitions

free republic

Every conservative's favorite porn site.

I caught Jeff beating off to Free Republic

by Squid Wrangler March 27, 2005

rush limbaugh

"And now the liberals want to stop President Reagan from selling chemical warfare agents and military equipment to Saddam Hussein, and why? Because Saddam 'allegedly' gassed a few Kurds in his own country. Mark my words. All of this talk of Saddam Hussein being a 'war criminal' or 'committing crimes against humanity' is the same old thing. LIBERAL HATE SPEECH! And speaking of poison gas ...I SAY WE ROUND UP ALL THE DRUG ADDICTS AND GAS THEM."

-Rush Limbaugh, Nov. 3, 1988

That's all you need to know.

Rush Limbaugh: If he doesn't exemplify integrity, I don't know who does.

by Squid Wrangler May 10, 2005

Best Week Ever

Worst Show Ever. I hate the guy with the gap in his front teeth.

Do you like D-list celebrities and small-time comics who couldn't even sell out the dive bar down the street? Do you like unfunny quips made by people so far under the radar that nobody cares what they think anyway? Do you need a one-stop resource for any and all news about Paris Hilton's week? "Best Week Ever" just might be for you, idiot.

by Squid Wrangler May 3, 2005

wolfmother

Woefully awful neo-retro blandness. Sounds like a bad Led Zeppelin tribute band taking their first shot at writing original material. Locked in a tight race with JET and the Vines to be the worst band to come out of Australia ever.

Wolfmother: Because the world needs more illiterate stoners with Down's Syndrome wailing like banshees.

by Squid Wrangler December 10, 2008

Skateboarding

Stylish destruction of public property.

One time, I broke into a skater's house and put wax all over his TV and furniture. He was really mad, even after i told him it would slide better now. Skate and create, man!

by Squid Wrangler March 24, 2005

Shao Kahn

Among the cheapest bosses in the history of fighting games.

The incarnation of Shao Kahn that appears in Mortal Kombat III is virtually undefeatable without exploiting bugs in the A.I. of the game.

by Squid Wrangler April 14, 2005

John Fonda

A term used to smear a bonafide war hero who, contrary to what the fuhrer would like his flock to believe, was indifferent to the whole hippie movement and wasn't even very close to Jane Fonda at all. Also a term used to describe someone whose actual records and actions, although confirmed by the navy and readily on display on their campaign site, is endlessly contradicted by a bunch of people who weren't even there and villified by others who are too lazy to check for themselves (see Bush voter). Anyone who suffers reputational losses due to slander.

Although the surveillance tape clearly showed Tommy taking the first swing, Andy ended up being the John Fonda and was suspended for fighting.

by Squid Wrangler March 28, 2005