Spyan's definitions
Contrary to what most people think they are, attention craving whores/bastards can be male OR female. A common noticeable trait is a general lack of interest by their own parents. Thanks to mom and and dad not giving a shit, ordinary people have to deal with them IRL or on teh internet. Guilty of spending too much time copying what "works" instead of developing their own personal qualities.
Noticeable symptoms BE noticeable : no personality, no imagination, despicable sense of humor, generally boring, spend waaaaayy to much time figuring what is LULZ enducing when they don't even know WTF LULZ even means. Driven by the motivation of copying everything that gets thumbs up on teh internet, even to the point point of impersonating people they can't even figure out. The worst kinds even post their own botched up photos because they are sincerely convinced someone will give a shit, even though mom and dad stopped caring 20 years ago when they bought the new Mac ripoff. Generally think they are "special", even though lacking the meaning of imagination. Most often then not put their hands on automated software like Photoshop or Reason and post the awful results shamelessly on social networks, thinking they are "artists" while their hollow shells mass up to buy more bigmacs. And still fucking complain. To sum it up, sad empty people you have to help/avoid, but life is hard as it is and not everyone is mother Theresa.
Noticeable symptoms BE noticeable : no personality, no imagination, despicable sense of humor, generally boring, spend waaaaayy to much time figuring what is LULZ enducing when they don't even know WTF LULZ even means. Driven by the motivation of copying everything that gets thumbs up on teh internet, even to the point point of impersonating people they can't even figure out. The worst kinds even post their own botched up photos because they are sincerely convinced someone will give a shit, even though mom and dad stopped caring 20 years ago when they bought the new Mac ripoff. Generally think they are "special", even though lacking the meaning of imagination. Most often then not put their hands on automated software like Photoshop or Reason and post the awful results shamelessly on social networks, thinking they are "artists" while their hollow shells mass up to buy more bigmacs. And still fucking complain. To sum it up, sad empty people you have to help/avoid, but life is hard as it is and not everyone is mother Theresa.
by Spyan November 3, 2012
Get the Attention craving whoremug. Bland, cowardly boring people with no personality who go out of their ways to constantly "do the good thing". They'd rather have both of their legs cut off then being offensive or critical of anyone or anything. Very boring, patronizing and dead inside people you should stay clear away from. Real life isn't good or bad, it rests somewhere in between. Anyone who's trying to convince you he is utterly good (or evil for that matter) is a lying POS.
Jack is such a goody two shoes useless pile of jello that he finds anything other then disney movies are immoral and offensive. Fuck Jack, he's not coming on that road trip with us.
by Spyan July 29, 2022
Get the Goody two shoesmug. Aussie slang for a hippy. Ferals have dreadlocks, tie'n dies with loud, obnoxious neon colours, tents for pants, about 60 different bracelets and necklaces, smoke copious amounts of weed, never get tired of listening to reggae (and can actually tell songs apart), and are not too hot on working (they usually don't) or on personal hygiene. They commonly have only shit to their names (in order not to be bound by the system) and will happily ask you for food/booze/cigarettes/drugs/money/a ride/a place to stay or all of the following. You can have fun with ferals : eg : put a huge padlock in their ear gauges and throw the key in a sewer, preferably right in front of them. They're also non-violent, so knock yourselves out!
Yeah, I think we definitely lost bill, he's gone feral. After doing dreadlocks he got tattoos and quit his job. He bought a 4wd to go live in the bush somewhere, haven't had any news in three months.
by Spyan January 31, 2020
Get the Feralmug. Tattooed and ear gauged mundane and boring fraud that is more preoccupied with his self image and other's approval than with the musical trend they're supposed to be big fans of. Very boring and comon people that would do litteraly to anything to physically stand out, including self harm and mutilation. I stress "physically", because unfortunately scene whores are usually as intellectually interesting as watching houseflies fuck.
Did you see X's facebook account? It's just a gallery of his tattoos and selfies featuring his hyperventilated face at BMTH and BFMV concerts, he's such a desperate scene whore
by Spyan April 10, 2019
Get the Scene Whoremug. One of the most pathetic, embarassing and obnoxious subculture ever to be shat on the face of the earth; cringe inducing morons who use meaningless japanese words when they talk to sound "special", who are worryingly obsessed with anything japanese, without knowing a single thing about japanese culture per say.
Lonely virgin loser teenager abusing the consumption of mangas and animes to forget about their failure of a life, generally sexually uncertain of what they are, but they're either trans or peadophiles. They dream about hazving sex with kiddy cartoon characters and can actually fall in love and become obsessed with something as sexually uninticing and ridiculous as pumba from the lion king. Utter and complete delusional fuckups that like to disguise as characters written for 10 year olds while being past 35, they're the butts of many a joke, and the shame of many a mother.
Common sense dictactes that this crowd of degenerate lowlives should have been exterminated long ago, if there wasn't so god damn many of them.
Lonely virgin loser teenager abusing the consumption of mangas and animes to forget about their failure of a life, generally sexually uncertain of what they are, but they're either trans or peadophiles. They dream about hazving sex with kiddy cartoon characters and can actually fall in love and become obsessed with something as sexually uninticing and ridiculous as pumba from the lion king. Utter and complete delusional fuckups that like to disguise as characters written for 10 year olds while being past 35, they're the butts of many a joke, and the shame of many a mother.
Common sense dictactes that this crowd of degenerate lowlives should have been exterminated long ago, if there wasn't so god damn many of them.
by Spyan September 27, 2021
Get the Weeaboomug. Vulgar, of bad taste, loud, flashy, stupid and ugly. Bogans and female chavs often display outrageous tackiness without an ounce of shame. A vestimentary choice that says "I'm an ignorant, tasteless idiot and I'm pretty proud of it, thank you very much". A way to show your economic and intellectual poverty by dressing up in a way that immediately grabs attention, but also stabs you in both the retinas. A tacky person not only obviously lacks taste (and doesn't give a fù*$) but also really, really stands out in a crowd, and not in a good way. Someone who is very bad at basic fashion and has a totally delusional innate sense of self worth.
"David was so embarrassed when his tacky, drunken girlfriend started insulting the barman because he picked up and gave her back the panties she voluntarily dropped while obviously hitting on him that he is now is a monastery in the south of Italy, care to leave a message?"
by Spyan August 21, 2018
Get the Tackymug. Originally (before the internets), someone that has stuff to prove to everyone while no one cares. A lot of efforts to blow a fart. With the internets : someone that will go above and beyond for some stupid crap no one cares about.
That TRY-HARD Jack wanted to film his cave exploring and now he's rotting face down in a pile of dirt below for ever when he had a wife and two kids.
by Spyan March 6, 2024
Get the Try-hardmug.