"Richard Gough's got a hairy beanbag" chanted with exuberant enthusiasm to highlight Richard's sole positive and defining physical feature.
"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."
"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."
by Splocious May 24, 2020
A direct contender to Big Eck as one of Govan Baws alter egos.
A no nonsense Arab renowned for getting 'Das Thunder Caber' out to bring the misbehaving young team into line.
A no nonsense Arab renowned for getting 'Das Thunder Caber' out to bring the misbehaving young team into line.
Theres Govan Baws gone into full Sheik ma Boaby mode again. Did you see him skelp that wee fandan with Das Thunder Caber. Wee cu t didn't know what hit him. He's just lucky it wasn't Big Eck.
by Splocious August 06, 2023
Ideal word for folk that struggle with the word xenophobe but can't quite bring themselves to write racist.
by Splocious February 15, 2019
Slug Nut
Two bushy eye brows that touch in the middle and look like two overtly hairy slugs going at it it like Roger Rabbit.
Two bushy eye brows that touch in the middle and look like two overtly hairy slugs going at it it like Roger Rabbit.
Raver #1: Check that cunt on the decks
going pure tonto, he's got some slug nut oan him.
Raver #2: Aye mate. They looks like they are about to pump gastropod stylee. Heavy slime.
going pure tonto, he's got some slug nut oan him.
Raver #2: Aye mate. They looks like they are about to pump gastropod stylee. Heavy slime.
by Splocious September 29, 2017
Mechanic : Any chance I can get some batteries for ma double ender please pal?
Storekeeper of the year: oh ya hoor ye, you must've been fair pummeling yerself . I gave you a full set yesterday.
Mechanic: aye, a was right in about it last night ken.
Storekeeper of the year: oh ya hoor ye, you must've been fair pummeling yerself . I gave you a full set yesterday.
Mechanic: aye, a was right in about it last night ken.
by Splocious May 06, 2019
Somebody who's idea of a good time is to exercise their gag reflex by ramming large cocks down their throat.
Check the state of that mad thrappler, he's flinging that disco banger down his throat like a runaway train.
by Splocious February 10, 2019
I'm away for a Kilbride mate. I suggest you avoid the phone box for the next hour or so or you might get a swatch of Kilmore's number one disco tadger.
by Splocious March 30, 2022