SpitFire4Truth's definitions

Gay For a Day

Being gay for one day in your life.

Being gay for a day seemed like a good idea at the time but then again Aaron was never really the sharpest tool in the shed.

by SpitFire4Truth September 10, 2020

Crotcheted

Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.

Getting unusually angry over something stupid.

That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.

One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.

by SpitFire4Truth September 18, 2020

Basty

Bitter + Nasty = Basty

Your comments lead me to believe you’re either uninformed or just plain basty.

by SpitFire4Truth September 19, 2020

Equal Exchange Retaliation

Equal exchange retaliation is the act of retaliating in such a way as to repeat the action in exactly the same manner each time.

Example: Stealing your neighbor’s campaign signs then repeating the act each time it’s replaced.

What most people consider harassment Jonathan considers equal exchange retaliation.

by SpitFire4Truth September 28, 2020

Next Day Wrinkles

Next day wrinkles are wrinkles that appear on your face after a night of hard laughing your ass off.

I’m so glad I realized how funny Donald Trump actually is. Can you imagine hanging out with him while intoxicated? I know I’d wake up with Next Day Wrinkles.

by SpitFire4Truth October 5, 2020

PSSD

Post Series Stress Disorder

I developed PSSD after Downton Abbey was undeservedly canceled because a bunch of jealous crotchety douche bags wanted to rewrite history to be more inclusive.

🤮

by SpitFire4Truth March 22, 2021

Inclusickness

An illness marked by people who pretend to be offended for others being left out.

Wow I’d she actually using that inclusickness excuse again?

by SpitFire4Truth March 22, 2021