cockerel's pipe dream

A rooster sitting on a doorknob in hopes of hatching a hardware store.
I should remove that doorknob on the chicken coop, and install a simple latch because that young rooster seems to have a cockerel's pipe dream.
by Spiritual-Master December 11, 2021
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Lollipop King

This is the candidate supported and voted for by the majority when the majority is considered to be the Lollipop guild. The general public were fooled into believing the majority party in power is the Lollipop guild.
Brainwashed public idiot number 1: I believe the best candidate for the position is the Lollipop King.
by Spiritual-Master February 09, 2022
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Halos and Horns

The NACLU scam is doing good business as famous people start swapping the letters of their names and laughing at themselves in the mirror while going $18 a day in debt to the leprechaun Tyrant,,,
An old song was gifted with inspirational help from T̶o̶m̶ ̶P̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ Pom Teddy while working as a lowly road hand For a band/Gang whose name changes From RAM BOB and the Savage Gang To Bob Christ and the second coming depending on the mood and temperament of the obnoxious son of a time-traveling Judge. M̶i̶l̶e̶y̶ ̶C̶y̶r̶u̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶T̶o̶m̶ ̶P̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ are gifted a song for the movie by Dolly Parton OOPS PollyDarton. Now that the leprechaun switch code was Broken The famous flood the Plantation with laughter using their new names without being offended or Butt hurt. T̶h̶e̶ ̶O̶l̶d̶ ̶s̶o̶n̶g̶ The new song is a hit for Both bands as it is covered by the Savage Gang and the second coming in two different styles or genres.

LORD BUD: Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
After hearing both versions.

Polly Darton: I don't give a rats ass what the critics think I liked it both ways. OOPS, that didn't sound right stop...I meant to articulate it this way. Halos and Horns was good music no matter HOW you PLAY it.
by Spiritual-Master February 04, 2022
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CRITICAL INTROSPECTION

A wonderful and necessary tool for self-improvement that involves looking into the mirror and recognizing and accepting one's own faults and shortcomings so as to become more humble and less proud. Pride is a deadly sin, not a positive trait.
CRITICAL INTROSPECTION has made me understand what I need to improve about myself. As a result, others have become more tolerant of my presence.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
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B!tch

An easy way to hack past a chatbot that censors the word Bitch.
Online censorship has become a b!tch since they started using chatbots to moderate some sites.
by Spiritual-Master January 05, 2022
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fractional reserve banking

This is the banking system/process used to create the unlimited liability universe.

Basically creating credit and/or money by way of conjuring it into existence.

This provides a system where wealth and debt both
are not limited by anything but human imagination.
Fractional reserve banking will ensure that I live in a world of unlimited financial wealth and/or liability.
by Spiritual-Master December 11, 2021
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political refugee

Those innocents not subject to the doctrines and policies mandated for the federal level, public servants have taken private refugee status outside the authority of current political leaders. They are the political refugees and private gentiles.
I died and Jesus carried me to heaven where I ran into Tom Petty who said: "you don't have to live like a political refugee but my life was not over at the death of me." I still write songs spiritually inspired, years after the world said I retired. Rest in peace they say when you die and even after death retirement is a lie. Blessings, respect, and love to all from the inspirational spirits of the past.
by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
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