A very sad specimen indeed. Here is an overview of the alt-right troll:
Appearance - Usually an overweight neck bearded incel aged between 20 to 35 years old. If you don’t initially see them, you will surely smell their pungent body odor that is a result from their poor hygiene.
Habitat- Commonly found in their mother’s basement, where they sit in front of their computers for 14 hours a day, living off Mountain Dew.
Behavior- The alt-right troll’s sole purpose is to “own the libs.” In their sad attempts to do so, they typically go on YouTube and leave trolling comments on leftist/progressive YouTube channel videos. These comments can be anything from mocking the channel to spreading some false conspiracy theory. The purpose of these comments is to trigger viewers, who will fire back in the comment section. This is what the alt-right troll lives for. When they are not trying to “own the libs,” alt-right trolls commonly congregate with each other on 4chan, where they spread their crazy conspiracy theories, and take turns inhaling copium to deal with the loss of their daddy Trump.
Other things of note - If you are lucky enough (or unlucky enough, depending on how you want to put it), you may see an alt-right troll masturbate to pictures of Donald Trump. Alt-right trolls are also typically white supremacists and Nazi sympathizers, who believe that the Hitler and slavery weren’t that bad.
With their lord and savior Trump gone, alt-right trolls are struggling to stay afloat.
Appearance - Usually an overweight neck bearded incel aged between 20 to 35 years old. If you don’t initially see them, you will surely smell their pungent body odor that is a result from their poor hygiene.
Habitat- Commonly found in their mother’s basement, where they sit in front of their computers for 14 hours a day, living off Mountain Dew.
Behavior- The alt-right troll’s sole purpose is to “own the libs.” In their sad attempts to do so, they typically go on YouTube and leave trolling comments on leftist/progressive YouTube channel videos. These comments can be anything from mocking the channel to spreading some false conspiracy theory. The purpose of these comments is to trigger viewers, who will fire back in the comment section. This is what the alt-right troll lives for. When they are not trying to “own the libs,” alt-right trolls commonly congregate with each other on 4chan, where they spread their crazy conspiracy theories, and take turns inhaling copium to deal with the loss of their daddy Trump.
Other things of note - If you are lucky enough (or unlucky enough, depending on how you want to put it), you may see an alt-right troll masturbate to pictures of Donald Trump. Alt-right trolls are also typically white supremacists and Nazi sympathizers, who believe that the Hitler and slavery weren’t that bad.
With their lord and savior Trump gone, alt-right trolls are struggling to stay afloat.
If you go to a leftist/progressive YouTube video and scroll all the way to the bottom of the comment section, you will likely see an alt-right troll attempting to trigger the viewers. Before you get mad, take a moment and think about how sad and pathetic alt-right trolls truly are. If you keep that in mind, they will never be able to trigger you.
by Spicyspectrum April 12, 2021
Person 1: Milo Yiannopoulos was so good at owning SJWs back in 2016.
Person 2: Who’s Milo Yiannopoulos?
Person 2: Who’s Milo Yiannopoulos?
by Spicyspectrum May 17, 2021
A fake news station that spews out right wing propaganda so misleading that it’s almost laughable. They’re just as bad as Fox News, if not worse.
Guy 1: Where did you hear that information from?
Guy 2: Sky News Australia
Guy 1: *Laughs intensively*
Guy 2: Sky News Australia
Guy 1: *Laughs intensively*
by Spicyspectrum March 02, 2021
A person who still can’t see through Trump’s conman grift. Fortunately, you’ll probably be able to tell who they are based in how they look.
The variety of physical appearances among Trump supporters are uncannily limited, but they do vary on age and gender.
Young male Trump Supporter(age 20-35):
Almost always thin, with short hair and glasses. Looks like a nerd who was probably bullied frequently in school and pushed past their breaking point.
Middle Aged Trump Supporter(age 40-55):
Beer bellied, bald, and bearded. Often wearing sunglasses and can often be heard laughing or talking loudly, usually before being seen.
Older Male Trump supporter (age 55+):
Usually stocky or skinny, frequent wearers of hats and cargo shorts.
Young Female Trump Supporter (age 20-35):
Almost always blonde, looks and acts like a demented Barbie doll.
Middle-aged Female Trump Supporter (age 40-55):
Typically an uptight, Facebook-using, stay at home soccermom. Can be frequently found at school board meetings as well as requesting to speak to managers. Middle-aged female Trump supporters are probably the most diverse of all Trump supporter groups regarding physical appearances, but as with all female Trump supporters, they are often blonde.
Older Female Trump Supporter (age 55+):
Short, with blond or sometimes white (usually short) hair, has skin that is baked from years of sun exposure, and often wearing sunglasses.
The variety of physical appearances among Trump supporters are uncannily limited, but they do vary on age and gender.
Young male Trump Supporter(age 20-35):
Almost always thin, with short hair and glasses. Looks like a nerd who was probably bullied frequently in school and pushed past their breaking point.
Middle Aged Trump Supporter(age 40-55):
Beer bellied, bald, and bearded. Often wearing sunglasses and can often be heard laughing or talking loudly, usually before being seen.
Older Male Trump supporter (age 55+):
Usually stocky or skinny, frequent wearers of hats and cargo shorts.
Young Female Trump Supporter (age 20-35):
Almost always blonde, looks and acts like a demented Barbie doll.
Middle-aged Female Trump Supporter (age 40-55):
Typically an uptight, Facebook-using, stay at home soccermom. Can be frequently found at school board meetings as well as requesting to speak to managers. Middle-aged female Trump supporters are probably the most diverse of all Trump supporter groups regarding physical appearances, but as with all female Trump supporters, they are often blonde.
Older Female Trump Supporter (age 55+):
Short, with blond or sometimes white (usually short) hair, has skin that is baked from years of sun exposure, and often wearing sunglasses.
So…why do Trump supporters all look the same? Lack of diversity in their isolated gene pools, which leads to more recessive genes and less available phenotypes.
by Spicyspectrum December 18, 2021
“What’s next, requiring a license to make toast in your own damn toaster?”
-Darryl Perry at 2016 Libertarian Convention
-Darryl Perry at 2016 Libertarian Convention
by Spicyspectrum July 12, 2021
by Spicyspectrum July 05, 2022
In the COVID-19 pandemic era, a teacher that is overly strict about students having their cameras on in zoom meetings, to the point where it’s gets VERY fucking annoying.
Camera nazi teacher: Turn your cameras on people, I’m tired of having to keep on saying this. You all better prepared, because I will be a lot more strict about this next semester.
Me: How bout I keep it off anyways
Camera nazi teacher: *Goes on long lecture about us needing to have our camera on*
Me: Lol, you’re only wasting class time, which I definitely don’t have a problem with.
Me: How bout I keep it off anyways
Camera nazi teacher: *Goes on long lecture about us needing to have our camera on*
Me: Lol, you’re only wasting class time, which I definitely don’t have a problem with.
by Spicyspectrum March 19, 2021