Trump Supporter

A person who still can’t see through Trump’s conman grift. Fortunately, you’ll probably be able to tell who they are based in how they look.

The variety of physical appearances among Trump supporters are uncannily limited, but they do vary on age and gender.

Young male Trump Supporter(age 20-35):

Almost always thin, with short hair and glasses. Looks like a nerd who was probably bullied frequently in school and pushed past their breaking point.

Middle Aged Trump Supporter(age 40-55):

Beer bellied, bald, and bearded. Often wearing sunglasses and can often be heard laughing or talking loudly, usually before being seen.

Older Male Trump supporter (age 55+):

Usually stocky or skinny, frequent wearers of hats and cargo shorts.

Young Female Trump Supporter (age 20-35):

Almost always blonde, looks and acts like a demented Barbie doll.

Middle-aged Female Trump Supporter (age 40-55):

Typically an uptight, Facebook-using, stay at home soccermom. Can be frequently found at school board meetings as well as requesting to speak to managers. Middle-aged female Trump supporters are probably the most diverse of all Trump supporter groups regarding physical appearances, but as with all female Trump supporters, they are often blonde.

Older Female Trump Supporter (age 55+):
Short, with blond or sometimes white (usually short) hair, has skin that is baked from years of sun exposure, and often wearing sunglasses.
So…why do Trump supporters all look the same? Lack of diversity in their isolated gene pools, which leads to more recessive genes and less available phenotypes.
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Republican

Someone who is always telling people not to believe what the main-stream media tells them, but then goes ahead and believes everything that is spewed out by the fox news propaganda machine.
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Handmaid’s Tale

Handmaid’s Tale shows life in the Christian Republic of Gilead (formerly known as the USA).
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Darryl Perry

“What’s next, requiring a license to make toast in your own damn toaster?”

-Darryl Perry at 2016 Libertarian Convention
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Camera Nazi

In the COVID-19 pandemic era, a teacher that is overly strict about students having their cameras on in zoom meetings, to the point where it’s gets VERY fucking annoying.
Camera nazi teacher: Turn your cameras on people, I’m tired of having to keep on saying this. You all better prepared, because I will be a lot more strict about this next semester.

Me: How bout I keep it off anyways

Camera nazi teacher: *Goes on long lecture about us needing to have our camera on*

Me: Lol, you’re only wasting class time, which I definitely don’t have a problem with.
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Foxitis

A disease caused by an excessive consumption of right wing media, such as Fox News.

Symptoms may include:

- Living in a constant state of fear.

- Always being outraged at something.

-Displaying bigoted feelings or actions toward minorities & LGBT people.

- A decrease in IQ, critical thinking, and cognitive ability.

- A sexual attraction toward guns, American flags, and large pickup trucks.

- Calling people or things that you don’t like “Marxist,” “socialist,” or “communist.”

-Faster aging.

-Hypernationalism.

- Psychosis.

- (in severe cases) Carrying out acts of physical violence.

There are several treatment options for Foxitis:

- Going cold turkey (disconnecting yourself from right wing media completely).

- Watching foreign media outlets for a broader perspective of the world.

- Find ways to challenge your beliefs.

Ways to Prevent Foxitis:

- Get an education.
- Take media literacy classes.
- Keep an open mind.
- Get out of your bubble and interact with more people.
- Register to vote as a Democrat :)
Foxitis can have very negative effects on the sufferer as well as their family. If you or a loved one is struggling with Foxitis, don’t wait any longer. Call 1-800 UnFox My Cable Box.
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Voter Amnesia

When someone forgets all the bad things a politician has done in their time in office, and then proceeds to vote for them again.
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