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by Spicyspectrum April 12, 2021
Get the Matt Gaetzmug. A person who still can’t see through Trump’s conman grift. Fortunately, you’ll probably be able to tell who they are based in how they look.
The variety of physical appearances among Trump supporters are uncannily limited, but they do vary on age and gender.
Young male Trump Supporter(age 20-35):
Almost always thin, with short hair and glasses. Looks like a nerd who was probably bullied frequently in school and pushed past their breaking point.
Middle Aged Trump Supporter(age 40-55):
Beer bellied, bald, and bearded. Often wearing sunglasses and can often be heard laughing or talking loudly, usually before being seen.
Older Male Trump supporter (age 55+):
Usually stocky or skinny, frequent wearers of hats and cargo shorts.
Young Female Trump Supporter (age 20-35):
Almost always blonde, looks and acts like a demented Barbie doll.
Middle-aged Female Trump Supporter (age 40-55):
Typically an uptight, Facebook-using, stay at home soccermom. Can be frequently found at school board meetings as well as requesting to speak to managers. Middle-aged female Trump supporters are probably the most diverse of all Trump supporter groups regarding physical appearances, but as with all female Trump supporters, they are often blonde.
Older Female Trump Supporter (age 55+):
Short, with blond or sometimes white (usually short) hair, has skin that is baked from years of sun exposure, and often wearing sunglasses.
The variety of physical appearances among Trump supporters are uncannily limited, but they do vary on age and gender.
Young male Trump Supporter(age 20-35):
Almost always thin, with short hair and glasses. Looks like a nerd who was probably bullied frequently in school and pushed past their breaking point.
Middle Aged Trump Supporter(age 40-55):
Beer bellied, bald, and bearded. Often wearing sunglasses and can often be heard laughing or talking loudly, usually before being seen.
Older Male Trump supporter (age 55+):
Usually stocky or skinny, frequent wearers of hats and cargo shorts.
Young Female Trump Supporter (age 20-35):
Almost always blonde, looks and acts like a demented Barbie doll.
Middle-aged Female Trump Supporter (age 40-55):
Typically an uptight, Facebook-using, stay at home soccermom. Can be frequently found at school board meetings as well as requesting to speak to managers. Middle-aged female Trump supporters are probably the most diverse of all Trump supporter groups regarding physical appearances, but as with all female Trump supporters, they are often blonde.
Older Female Trump Supporter (age 55+):
Short, with blond or sometimes white (usually short) hair, has skin that is baked from years of sun exposure, and often wearing sunglasses.
So…why do Trump supporters all look the same? Lack of diversity in their isolated gene pools, which leads to more recessive genes and less available phenotypes.
by Spicyspectrum December 17, 2021
Get the Trump Supportermug. Named after General Mark Milley, who spoke out in favor of critical race theory amidst the conservative backlash over it.
by Spicyspectrum July 20, 2021
Get the General Mark Milleymug. Goopy, bubbly, foul-smelling diarrhea with a rich fecal biome that has many uses and benefits. As such, it has a high market value for those brave enough to collect it.
Mike ate some mean ass chicken parm, and later he was brewing a stew made from his own bussy bile in the toilet.
Jeff got word of Mike’s bussy bile abilities and decided to sneak under Mike’s sewers to harvest the bile for profit.
Some time later:
Guy 1: “Oh God, why does that helicopter smell like shit?!”
Guy 2: “Probably running on bussy bile fuel.”
Guy 1: “Oh yeah. My grandpa actually takes that bile for his arthritis.”
Jeff got word of Mike’s bussy bile abilities and decided to sneak under Mike’s sewers to harvest the bile for profit.
Some time later:
Guy 1: “Oh God, why does that helicopter smell like shit?!”
Guy 2: “Probably running on bussy bile fuel.”
Guy 1: “Oh yeah. My grandpa actually takes that bile for his arthritis.”
by Spicyspectrum July 31, 2024
Get the Bussy Bilemug. Bigot: “Grrr, them alphabet group people are teaching our children to be gay!”
Any half-decent person: “Woah, stay away from this person.”
Any half-decent person: “Woah, stay away from this person.”
by Spicyspectrum November 7, 2021
Get the Alphabet Groupmug. A man who is responsible for lots of damage with his propaganda machine “news” networks. Specifically with Fox News in the US, that has spread so much disinformation to millions of Americans. This has created a massive cult of ignorance and facts denial within the country. This cult eventually manifested itself in the form of the events that took place at the US Capitol on January 6, 2021.
So yeah, Rupert Murdoch has caused lots of damage. People who have consumed the propaganda and lies from his “news” networks have completely disconnected from reality. Some of these people have become so severely deluded that it is almost frightening.
by Spicyspectrum April 12, 2021
Get the Rupert Murdochmug. by Spicyspectrum March 24, 2021
Get the Infrastructuremug.