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The fag hag trap is when a gay man falls into the trap of a fag hag. The fag hag lures the gay man in with her fun time or looks (if she’s attractive) and traps him into a friendship with her. He cannot leave because he is hypnotized and idolized the fag hag. The fag hag will now be able to use the gay man as an experiment tool for things her boyfriend would never do with her like a picnic or helping her choose which of the latest Victoria secret lingerie set to buy. Will the gay man be able to escape the fag hag’s trap and curse? Most likely not but some are strong enough to break out of the fag hag’s chains and regain consciousness.
John: Dude. Did you hear?
James: Hear what?
John: That fag hag, Emily, just became friends with that gay guy who’s in your class..
James: Damn. For real? I feel bad for him. He fell for the fag hag trap .
James: Hear what?
John: That fag hag, Emily, just became friends with that gay guy who’s in your class..
James: Damn. For real? I feel bad for him. He fell for the fag hag trap .
by Spergs December 26, 2022
Get the the fag hag trapmug. The most annoying side of TikTok you will ever land upon. They have stupid retarded jokes and the entire place is full of trannies with infected axe wounds and aging gay men who still try to convince themselves they’re a youthful twink. The jokes you’d land upon on floptok is “girl yes! Slay pussy cum! Millie Bobbie brown just ran me over- uhm Chile anyways so-“. Once you fall into the pit you can’t escape.
Andy: *Tells a funny joke*
Jessie: GIRL- YES- Millie Bobbie brown will run you over ;-;-
Andy: kill yourself floptok tranny.
Jessie: GIRL- YES- Millie Bobbie brown will run you over ;-;-
Andy: kill yourself floptok tranny.
by Spergs January 22, 2023
Get the Floptokmug. Adam was diagnosed with Autism at 5 and went through many special need courses until he decided to be homeschooled until when he was a teen, and was bullied for being the weird kid in HS. He was mostly seen wearing khaki pants, a blue shirt (He liked to step over his boundaries and wear one with white stripes) and he was also known to carry a briefcase.
Adam was his mommy’s little boy and the authority of the household, his mom would please his whine and bicker, even if it was impractical. His parents divorced when he was 17, causing Adam to drop out of college and become a full time basement dweller.
It is a MYTH that Adam had no friends! Adam managed to make ONE friend (Clap it up everybody!). The friendship was short lived after they got in an argument. After that, both stopped seeing each other.
On the 14th of December in 2012, Adam began his little autism rampage and poured 2-4 bullets into his mommy’s head and then made his way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and he’s homebound to Sandy Hook Elementary to put a bullet in the brains and chests of 20 kindergarteners and 6 adults and then committing heroism (suicide) with the same weapon.
Funniest part is that though Adam was dead, making his kill count 28 people (including him), he had his brother’s Ryan Lanza’s ID on him which led the police to think Ryan was the perpetrator. (How?) Ryan was taken by the police for a short amount of time until they had realised it was Adam not Ryan.
Adam was his mommy’s little boy and the authority of the household, his mom would please his whine and bicker, even if it was impractical. His parents divorced when he was 17, causing Adam to drop out of college and become a full time basement dweller.
It is a MYTH that Adam had no friends! Adam managed to make ONE friend (Clap it up everybody!). The friendship was short lived after they got in an argument. After that, both stopped seeing each other.
On the 14th of December in 2012, Adam began his little autism rampage and poured 2-4 bullets into his mommy’s head and then made his way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and he’s homebound to Sandy Hook Elementary to put a bullet in the brains and chests of 20 kindergarteners and 6 adults and then committing heroism (suicide) with the same weapon.
Funniest part is that though Adam was dead, making his kill count 28 people (including him), he had his brother’s Ryan Lanza’s ID on him which led the police to think Ryan was the perpetrator. (How?) Ryan was taken by the police for a short amount of time until they had realised it was Adam not Ryan.
by Spergs June 19, 2023
Get the Adam Lanzamug. Mod: I just got myself a new discord puppy! I have 4 now on my list.
Normal user: Wtf is a Discord Puppy?…
Mod: The male version of Discord Kitten! *takes off fedora*
Normal user: That’s gay as hell
Normal user: Wtf is a Discord Puppy?…
Mod: The male version of Discord Kitten! *takes off fedora*
Normal user: That’s gay as hell
by Spergs December 16, 2022
Get the Discord Puppymug. The most retarded app out there. They’ll call you fatphobic because you told a 300 pound mammoth with 100 piercings that being clinically obese and posting itself eating isn’t healthy. A place where there is a regular word that will become a slur on there every month. A place where you can tell a fattie with glasses and 20 pimples that every move a man makes isn’t misogynistic. The best place for fag hags and their gay best friend to settle down. TikTok is a fag hag headquarter and a breeding ground for retards and bitches who have 10 types of sexually transmitted diseases.
Belle: Woah, there’s this new app going around called TikTok! It’s really blowing up. Maybe I should download it, Becky?
Becky: BELLA NO. THAT APP WILL TURN YOU INTO A BIG MAC LOVING FAG HAG
Becky: BELLA NO. THAT APP WILL TURN YOU INTO A BIG MAC LOVING FAG HAG
by Spergs December 26, 2022
Get the Tiktokmug.