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Smiggle

1. The combination of the word smile and giggle both combined to make smiggles
2. The name of a store targeted for children in Australia
3. The online alias of the Sandy Hook shooter ( Adam Lanza ) on Shockedbeyondbelief.com

(Disclaimer!! It was actually Smiggles not Smiggle but what’s the difference?)
Alice: Mom can we go to Smiggle on the weekend?
Alice’s mom: sure honey. Just ask your dad first, of course!
by Spergs June 19, 2023
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Adam Lanza

Adam was diagnosed with Autism at 5 and went through many special need courses until he decided to be homeschooled until when he was a teen, and was bullied for being the weird kid in HS. He was mostly seen wearing khaki pants, a blue shirt (He liked to step over his boundaries and wear one with white stripes) and he was also known to carry a briefcase.

Adam was his mommy’s little boy and the authority of the household, his mom would please his whine and bicker, even if it was impractical. His parents divorced when he was 17, causing Adam to drop out of college and become a full time basement dweller.

It is a MYTH that Adam had no friends! Adam managed to make ONE friend (Clap it up everybody!). The friendship was short lived after they got in an argument. After that, both stopped seeing each other.

On the 14th of December in 2012, Adam began his little autism rampage and poured 2-4 bullets into his mommy’s head and then made his way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and he’s homebound to Sandy Hook Elementary to put a bullet in the brains and chests of 20 kindergarteners and 6 adults and then committing heroism (suicide) with the same weapon.

Funniest part is that though Adam was dead, making his kill count 28 people (including him), he had his brother’s Ryan Lanza’s ID on him which led the police to think Ryan was the perpetrator. (How?) Ryan was taken by the police for a short amount of time until they had realised it was Adam not Ryan.
Smigglesluvr: Adam Lanza was such a cutie
A normal person: Nigga, what? Kill yourself you troon
by Spergs June 19, 2023
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Queerdo

A queer weirdo. Someone who is weird and queer.
Billy: I have more than two hours of screen time on Reddit
William: Okay Queerdo.
by Spergs July 23, 2024
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Tiktok

The most retarded app out there. They’ll call you fatphobic because you told a 300 pound mammoth with 100 piercings that being clinically obese and posting itself eating isn’t healthy. A place where there is a regular word that will become a slur on there every month. A place where you can tell a fattie with glasses and 20 pimples that every move a man makes isn’t misogynistic. The best place for fag hags and their gay best friend to settle down. TikTok is a fag hag headquarter and a breeding ground for retards and bitches who have 10 types of sexually transmitted diseases.
Belle: Woah, there’s this new app going around called TikTok! It’s really blowing up. Maybe I should download it, Becky?
Becky: BELLA NO. THAT APP WILL TURN YOU INTO A BIG MAC LOVING FAG HAG
by Spergs December 26, 2022
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Discord Puppy

The male version of a discord kitten but instead of kitten it’s puppy
Mod: I just got myself a new discord puppy! I have 4 now on my list.
Normal user: Wtf is a Discord Puppy?…
Mod: The male version of Discord Kitten! *takes off fedora*
Normal user: That’s gay as hell
by Spergs December 16, 2022
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