Spencer's definitions

caius

a Romanian sex-pot.

that Caius, he's such a Romanian sex-pot.

by Spencer January 3, 2004

4 footer

A big massive penis.... usually used for a pogo stick

Dude, i been bouncing on my 4 footer lately....

by Spencer January 5, 2004

w007

A celebratory clause, written in 1337

Owned! w007!

by Spencer April 28, 2004

Nag Champa

A great incense to burn, with its strong individual smell that you can't find in any other incense. Starting with a potent smell that goes to a cool sweet smell as time passes. If you burn, than it's the only one to have in your burner.

by Spencer October 26, 2003

Schmink

That certain thing about a girl. Usually a girl with schmink is brunette, and not often recognised as attractive. Office girls tend to have more schmink than their counterparts. 'Secretary style glasses' tend to add to it, although there is no exact formula for the realisation of schmink.

This girl has a lot of schmink.
She is so fuckin' schminky dude!

by spencer February 1, 2003

remtard

Retard.

Oli, stop being such a remtard.

by spencer February 1, 2003

blapse

to hit
to deliver a heavy blow

He blapsed me in the nads.
He's just blapsing it.
Don't make me blapse you babylon.

by spencer February 1, 2003