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Bush Bulge

During the first presidential debate on September 30, 2004 a mysterious bulge was spotted under George Bush's jacket.

Many experts have speculated that Bush was wearing a "Personal Cueing Device", or what newscasters and movie makers call an IFB. A company called Comtek makes an IFB system which matches the size of Bush's mysterious bulge.

A wireless IFB (like the Comtek) consists of a hidden radio receiver worn on your person which then relays audio to a small earpiece which fits entirely in the ear (like a tiny hearing aid). Prepared lines or "cues" which are to be spoken are then transmitted to the device wearer.

There have been other times that Bush has been spotted with this and other mysterious bulges, such as when he has had important speaking engagements, or meetings with important world leaders.

For a complete explanation of how this system works, do a Google search on these words: Comtek IFB
"Breaker 19, Breaker 19, I got a smokey on my tail....Oh wait, excuse me, what I meant to say is that I'm not concerned about Osama Bin Laden."
by Speed Racer October 24, 2004
mugGet the Bush Bulgemug.

bun buns

It's where most people keep their parm, so it won't get stale and dried out.
I went to the loaf store to buy some parm, because I noticed my Bun Buns was empty. At my house, you can never have enough Parm in your Bun Buns.
by Speed Racer July 8, 2004
mugGet the bun bunsmug.

Fucktabulous

Something that is so amazingly wonderful, it's almost as good as sex...it's basically fabulous!
"Those 10 minutes of heaven in your bed were fucktabulous!"
by Speed Racer August 23, 2007
mugGet the Fucktabulousmug.

MkII

Second Generation Supra, hence the name CelicaSupra. Completely superior in every regard to the MkIII, and quite handy for driving over MB's head, because he's apparently an asshat.
My MkII makes your MkIII look like ass.
by Speed Racer May 26, 2004
mugGet the MkIImug.

Woz

Nickname for genius Apple Computer co-inventor, Steve Wozniak. Commonly heard as "The Woz". See: www.woz.org
"Without Woz, Apple Computer wouldn't have been the same."
by Speed Racer June 5, 2004
mugGet the Wozmug.

Bedster

A person who spends most of their time in bed because they're too lazy or unmotivated to really do anything else. Typically this person eats, has sex, watches TV, naps, changes clothes, talks on phone etc ... and never leaves their bed. With the exception of needing to use the bathroom, and once that's over ... back into bed they go.
Oh my gosh, Brittany is such a Bedster, every time I talk to her she's always sleepy and always in bed. She spends more time laying down being lazy than anyone. What a bed potato!
by Speed Racer February 11, 2010
mugGet the Bedstermug.

celicasupra

Completely superior in every regard to the MkIII, and quite handy for driving over MB's head, because he's apparently an asshat. Second Generation Supra, hence the name CelicaSupra.
My MkII makes your MkIII look like ass, because it's very piggy like and slow.
by Speed Racer January 26, 2005
mugGet the celicasupramug.

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