Special Ed's definitions

Matadors

Mascot of California State University, Northridge.

The CSUN Matadors beat the Pacific Tigers tonight to claim the Big West Tournament championship.

by Special Ed April 15, 2005

boarder jumper

stupid beaners who dont know the meaning of GREEN CARD

FUCK any spick to come here illegally

by special ed November 1, 2006

lesbian lover

someone who loves lesbians and loves to jackoff to lesbian porn

did you see that LESBIAN LOVER jacking off to that porn the other day it only took him 2 seconds to fuckin spluge all over the tv

by special ed March 24, 2005

basketball junkie

someone who watches basketball and has basketball shoved up their ass,or someone who will watch a game and not even know who the fuck the team is

That BASKETBALL JUNKIE was watching the kalamazoo community college game

by special ed March 24, 2005

Stephan the Silly Goose

A worthless, plastic goose figurine that is bullied and threatened when brought up in a conversation.

Thiccc Girl: “I love Stephan the Silly Goose. He is worth great sentimental value.”
Flat Loser: “If you bring up that goose again, he’s being launched on the roof, never to be seen again.”

by Special Ed November 5, 2018

Turfucky

A turkey stuffed with 5 to 7lbs of calf liver and held at 98.6 deg F.

A Turducky is a boned chicken stuffed into a boned duck and then both are stuffed into a turkey. A Turfucky is similar.

by Special Ed November 29, 2003

Hard Ass

Someone mean or tight on doing chicks cause he prefers guys

Vin Vin the Quimy is a HARD ass

by Special Ed March 27, 2004