illini

The name of the university of illini athletics team name.

The fighting Illini basketball team is kick ass

illini by special ed March 24, 2005

Illini

Projected offensive stats.
120 yards passing
60 yards rushing
2 fumbles
1 interception (would be 2 but Cooper is out)

The Fighting Illini will do nothing against a defense that pulled the Hawkeyes to #16 in the nation.

Illini by Thomasthetrain666 November 18, 2023

Illini Media 

n.
The independent media company that is not affiliated with the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, but is in charge of the student radio station, the Daily Illini, and the yearbook, the Illio.

I'm going to work for the Daily Illini so it will look good on my journalism resume.

Illini Media by cpsmath October 31, 2004

Illini slime 

Using a condom as a weapon.

Champaign-Urbana frat guy move. When done banging local beer pig, (from Kam's on Green st.), I tossed the used rubber on he side of the bed. She wakes up to get out of bed, the foot hits the floor, the illini slime got ya!

Illini slime by shoeless74 September 11, 2020

illini utility player 

A football player that calls himself a Tight End when hooking up with fit, attractive women, and an O lineman when the woman is hefty and unattractive

Dude, that illini utility player is definitely calling himself a lineman tonight after he takes that beast home.

illini utility player by LANK8586 January 10, 2025

Illini Utility Player 

A football player that calls himself a tight end when he hooks up with a fit, attractive girl; but calls himself a lineman on the team when he hooks up with a hefty woman.

Dude, that Illini Utility Player over there is definitely calling himself a lineman tonight when he's done with that beast

Illini Utility Player by LANK8586 January 10, 2025

Illini Bronze Tablet 

One must travel to the Japan garden in the Arboretum at UIUC with a sturdy fishing pole. Using some local worms, they must fish out one of the koi fish from the pond. Then, in one swift motion, they must both pry open the koi's mouth and shit inside of it. The fish must then be vigorously shaken like a 2 liter bottle of diet coke and chucked back into the pond.

Jimmy: "Hey, what did you do last night after leaving Legends?"
Jacob: "I drove my Honda fit to the Arboretum and hit a quick Illini Bronze Tablet."
Jimmy: "That's totaly radical dude!"

Illini Bronze Tablet by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025