illini

The name of the university of illini athletics team name.
The fighting Illini basketball team is kick ass
by special ed March 24, 2005
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Illini Media

n.
The independent media company that is not affiliated with the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, but is in charge of the student radio station, the Daily Illini, and the yearbook, the Illio.
I'm going to work for the Daily Illini so it will look good on my journalism resume.
by cpsmath October 31, 2004
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Illini slime

Champaign-Urbana frat guy move. When done banging local beer pig, (from Kam's on Green st.), I tossed the used rubber on he side of the bed. She wakes up to get out of bed, the foot hits the floor, the illini slime got ya!
by shoeless74 September 11, 2020
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Daily Illini

n.
The daily, free paper run by Illini Media and available at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. The DI is notoriously known for its democratic and pro-Palestine bias, and can be referred to as the "Democratic Illini." Most students read it simply to see the Opinion's columns and because it's free. The DI is often called a "cut and paste" newspaper because plenty of its front page coverage is AP articles. It offers, however, great coverage of the Urbana-Champaign area.
I picked up the Daily Illini to read the article on John Kerry being the modern equivalent of John F. Kennedy.
by cpsmath October 31, 2004
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Illini Utility Player

A football player that calls himself a tight end when he hooks up with a fit, attractive girl; but calls himself a lineman on the team when he hooks up with a hefty woman.
Dude, that Illini Utility Player over there is definitely calling himself a lineman tonight when he's done with that beast
by LANK8586 January 10, 2025
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Illini Bronze Tablet

One must travel to the Japan garden in the Arboretum at UIUC with a sturdy fishing pole. Using some local worms, they must fish out one of the koi fish from the pond. Then, in one swift motion, they must both pry open the koi's mouth and shit inside of it. The fish must then be vigorously shaken like a 2 liter bottle of diet coke and chucked back into the pond.
Jimmy: "Hey, what did you do last night after leaving Legends?"
Jacob: "I drove my Honda fit to the Arboretum and hit a quick Illini Bronze Tablet."
Jimmy: "That's totaly radical dude!"
by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025
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illini utility player

A football player that calls himself a Tight End when hooking up with fit, attractive women, and an O lineman when the woman is hefty and unattractive
Dude, that illini utility player is definitely calling himself a lineman tonight after he takes that beast home.
by LANK8586 January 10, 2025
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