Definitions by Spaz de Kat

pwner 

a nerdish powergasm, typically after discovering some new all-powerful combination or build.

GM- dude, a red great wyrm with all the metabreath feats and knows invisibility and greater invisibility along with all the summon monster spells!
player- WTF!?! WE WOULD ALL FUCKING DIE!
GM- I know. I'm getting a pwner already.

pwner by Spaz De Kat March 22, 2010

old guard 

a defender and protector of the good ol' days of a hobby or tradition, usually violently opposed to any new additions to their hobby.

I, Spaz De Kat, as an old guard of the Dungeons and Dragons game, have this to say: 4th Edition can suck my dick the same way it sucks at life.

old guard by Spaz De Kat March 22, 2010

bwarg

"beware, attack from behind!"
famous last words.

uh-oh, orcs! everyone, bwARG!!!!!!!

bwarg by Spaz De Kat December 11, 2009

take point 

to assume leadership on a task, usually said by the leader of the previous task

investigator: there's hostiles up ahead. take point.
public relations: got it.

take point by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

typical adventuring team 

the stereotypes most groups fall into

Consists of a investigator, public relations, negotiator, tech guy, and power house

most everyone knows Shawn runs a typical adventuring team

typical adventuring team by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

investigator

in a typical adventuring team, the investigator covers research and tactical evaluation

investigator: hold on. I know it's weakness...

investigator by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

public relations 

in a typical adventuring team, this is the heavy fire power and combat expert

public relations: eat lead!

public relations by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009