To ask what kind of shit is going on here, like 'Hey, what's happening?' Except for 'happening' evolved from the lingo of drunk male friends trying to impress each other with smart comebacks, to crappenin'.
Jered: Oh, here comes Paul! (Groans)
Mike: He's such a wannabe boner!
Paul: Hey guys! What's crappenin'?
Jered: Get bent, Paul!
Paul: Squeeeeeeeee! (With tears pouring down face, runs out of the yard and cries like a woman in the men's restroom.)
Mike: He's such a wannabe boner!
Paul: Hey guys! What's crappenin'?
Jered: Get bent, Paul!
Paul: Squeeeeeeeee! (With tears pouring down face, runs out of the yard and cries like a woman in the men's restroom.)
by Spatchmo December 31, 2008

Literally how it's read. Twilight Buzzkill. A harsh slap in the face to bring a person back to reality, to get out of Twi-Land. Usually a person has to tell the Twihard to get a life you Twifuckup, and that usually does the trick. Sometimes the Twibuzzkiller is just a big A-Hole, though. I'm not taking sides, here.
Twihard: I wish I was a vampire! Golly!
Twibuzzkiller: Are you kidding? There are so many things wrong with the book! I mean, first off, If the Cullens are so keen to the scent of human blood, how can they go to school around girls on their periods? You are stupendously-
Twihard: Just shut up, OK!!! You're such a Twilight Buzzkill!
(stalks off and pretends to be a vampire.)
Twibuzzkiller: Are you kidding? There are so many things wrong with the book! I mean, first off, If the Cullens are so keen to the scent of human blood, how can they go to school around girls on their periods? You are stupendously-
Twihard: Just shut up, OK!!! You're such a Twilight Buzzkill!
(stalks off and pretends to be a vampire.)
by Spatchmo June 30, 2009

You've probably never heard of it.
Like Pig Latin, Goose Latin is a generically juvenile code language that nobody can figure out. Here's how to speak it.
For example, you take the word: CITY. Separate the syllables.
CI-TY. Add these new syllables: LA-FI, or LI-FA, whatever sounds better, in between CI-TY, In that order. Thus, CILAFITY. (Pronounced: Sill-Uh-Fit-ee)
Like Pig Latin, Goose Latin is a generically juvenile code language that nobody can figure out. Here's how to speak it.
For example, you take the word: CITY. Separate the syllables.
CI-TY. Add these new syllables: LA-FI, or LI-FA, whatever sounds better, in between CI-TY, In that order. Thus, CILAFITY. (Pronounced: Sill-Uh-Fit-ee)
Thelafa calafat crolafossed thelefa streelafeet, andlafand thelen clilafimbed alafa treelafee. (The cat crossed the street, and then climbed a tree.)
Harrison: Dude, Goose Latin is for pussies.
Little Willy: GOOSE LATIN IS NOT FOR PUSSIES! IT"S COOL!!!! (Mumbling: 'Harlafarrison islafis alafa gaylafay asslafasshole.)
Harrison: Dude, Goose Latin is for pussies.
Little Willy: GOOSE LATIN IS NOT FOR PUSSIES! IT"S COOL!!!! (Mumbling: 'Harlafarrison islafis alafa gaylafay asslafasshole.)
by Spatchmo July 23, 2009

Wow, due to Jude's Sixth Sense of Humor, he made Paul laugh so hard that he accidentally shat himself a little.
by Spatchmo October 12, 2009
