Janitor

A genius failed by the education system who can secretly answer math problems at a post-collegiate level but doesn't reveal this talent until it is too late.
Matt Damon: DON'T DO IT, MAN! NOT YOU, MAN!!!!
Student: Shut up, janitor.
by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010
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Camel Vagina

When a woman's sock is too tight and reveals the crevice between two of her toes
Cindy was embarrassed to discover that she had been sporting major camel vagina after wearing flip-flops all day.
by SpaceMouse October 21, 2010
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Omegle

Stranger #1: I have a small dick.
Stranger #2: OMG! That's why I am not on Chatroulette!
Stranger #1: Me too!
Stranger #2: Omegle rules!
by SpaceMouse April 19, 2010
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