Space Wrangler's definitions

Anniversary

Just another dumb ass quasi-holiday that you're forced to remember, recognize, and celebrate or else you won't get a blowjob that night.

"God damnit I fucking forgot to get her chocolate on our Anniversary today shit I'm totally fucked."

by Space Wrangler July 29, 2021

Chintzer

Someone who is only cares about money and prioritizes it over the work that they do. Stems from "Chintzy", which means cheap or stingy. Similar to a shyster, a chintzer will be quick to collect the full payment but your roof will be falling apart in no time.

I shouldn't have trusted that chintzer with my gutters, he charged me up the ass and they're still clogged.

by Space Wrangler August 31, 2021

Psychiatrist

Subhuman con-artists who specialize in deceiving the naive into believing the problems they have can be explained in pseudo-medical jargon, only to further the dangerously experimental agenda of the pharmaceutical industry, regularly profiting in direct correlation to how many of these drugs they can push onto the general public.

I've visited 6 different psychiatrists and received 6 completely different diagnoses, none of their "medications" or opinions helped in in any which way.

by Space Wrangler June 3, 2021

Pimp Magic

When a you work your game on a sexual prospect.

"Last night at the club I worked some pimp magic on this sexy lady and I ended up bringin' her back to my place and we made sweet love."

by Space Wrangler October 12, 2009

Earth

A big crowded ghetto that offers no real hope or promise for anybody. Almost everyone is subjugated by the system; school, work, work, work, then they hoodwink you out of retirement so you work until you die. Fuck this shit.

Alien: So how did you like Earth (laughing).
Abductee: What a shithole.

by Space Wrangler September 3, 2021

At least I'm honest

This is what you say when someone is in disapproval/denial of the truth.

"You think I'm fat??? Wow. You are SO FUCKING RUDE."
"Bitch at least I'm honest."

by Space Wrangler October 17, 2018

I'm Here

This is a good thing to say in response to someone asking you "How are you?" and you cannot really say "Bad because I don't want to be here today", so you say "I'm Here", and you say it with a monotone so that person gets the idea without jeopardizing your employment.

Sally: Hi Bill!! How are you on this wonderful Monday!!??
Bill: I'm Here

by Space Wrangler August 25, 2021