Space Wrangler's definitions
Just another dumb ass quasi-holiday that you're forced to remember, recognize, and celebrate or else you won't get a blowjob that night.
"God damnit I fucking forgot to get her chocolate on our Anniversary today shit I'm totally fucked."
by Space Wrangler July 29, 2021
Get the Anniversarymug. Someone who is only cares about money and prioritizes it over the work that they do. Stems from "Chintzy", which means cheap or stingy. Similar to a shyster, a chintzer will be quick to collect the full payment but your roof will be falling apart in no time.
I shouldn't have trusted that chintzer with my gutters, he charged me up the ass and they're still clogged.
by Space Wrangler August 31, 2021
Get the Chintzermug. "Last night at the club I worked some pimp magic on this sexy lady and I ended up bringin' her back to my place and we made sweet love."
by Space Wrangler October 12, 2009
Get the Pimp Magicmug. by Space Wrangler October 17, 2018
Get the At least I'm honestmug. A big crowded ghetto that offers no real hope or promise for anybody. Almost everyone is subjugated by the system; school, work, work, work, then they hoodwink you out of retirement so you work until you die. Fuck this shit.
by Space Wrangler September 3, 2021
Get the Earthmug. An evil vice that enslaves the vast majority of all humanity while simultaneously preventing the masses from achieving their goals/living their dreams/being where they want to be. Don't let people fool you into thinking that if you somehow had a little more of it, you'd be okay. What makes money so evil is that we are forced to use it, often against our will.
There's a homeless person sleeping on the street. The homeless person is homeless and starving because of money. Money is the root of all evil.
by Space Wrangler February 27, 2022
Get the Moneymug. A contraction of "Tasmanian Devil" and "Spaz". It can be used to describe someone who acts extremely hyper or energetic and does crazy shit.
Did you just see Cedric jump off of the amp and crawl across the stage? He sure is one spazmanian devil!
by Space Wrangler December 1, 2010
Get the Spazmanian Devilmug.