Spazmanian Devil

A contraction of "Tasmanian Devil" and "Spaz". It can be used to describe someone who acts extremely hyper or energetic and does crazy shit.
Did you just see Cedric jump off of the amp and crawl across the stage? He sure is one spazmanian devil!
by Space Wrangler December 01, 2010
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Camel kiss

When you kiss someone on the cheek with your entire mouth open, then close the lips for the actual kiss, similar to how a camel would kiss you.
"Last night Rocky camel kissed me with his entire mouth!"
by Space Wrangler June 01, 2009
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Convenience Giver

Somebody who donates to charity only when it is convenient.
Cashier: Here is your 17 cents back, have a great day!
Convenience Giver: I don't really want this change, so I guess it looks like cancer research is 17 cents richer...

Convenience Giver puts the coins in the plastic box.
by Space Wrangler April 17, 2011
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The Schedule

The Schedule is an oppressive form of authority that forcefully presides over your life. Most people have to be on some sort of a schedule. People in prison have it really rough in terms of the schedule, students in school are under the oppressive tyranny of the schedule, and people at work are forced to abide by the schedule. It's very rare that someone won't be required to follow a schedule. Sometimes wealthy adults get to not have to follow a schedule.

What the schedule is is a list of times and places you have to be. It is literally the radical opposite of freedom. Some people willingly attempt to plan out their lives, which invariably results in having a schedule. People like me are aware of it and avoid schedules at any and all costs. At work I have to follow a schedule, but when I'm off, I'm free. To hell with the schedule. Imagine, blocks of time where you legally are required to be OR ELSE, even if you DON'T WANT TO. It's essentially slavery.

Bottom Line: Never plan shit out if you aren't required to. You will be sorry. If you are in school, you'll be free eventually. If you are at work, you might be getting off soon. Stand tough, burn the schedule.
At Graduation:

Jill: So Bill where are you going to college?
Bill: North University, you?
Jill: Foxcreek. Now that we've graduated and don't have to follow the schedule, do you want to set it on fire with me?
Bill: Sure Jill! Let's burn the schedule!
by Space Wrangler August 06, 2021
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Brave The Elements

To brave the elements means to endure tough and unfavorable conditions. Not necessarily the weather, but usually is.
Ross: It's 28 °F and the sleet is violent. Did you exercise yet?
Bobby: Not yet, I still have to brave the elements.
by Space Wrangler December 17, 2010
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Manners

Stupid ass shit you're required by modern society to say or you're deemed impolite and disrespectful.
Person 1: Pass the joint.
Person 2: What do you say?
Person 1: I say if you don't pass that fucking joint I'll break your jaw and you'll never smoke another.
Person 2: Wow just WOW...you have NO manners.

Person 1 snatches the joint.
by Space Wrangler September 09, 2021
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Yacht Rock Radio

If you thought The Bridge on Sirius XM was trash, this is their latest attempt at siphoning millions from the Satellite Radio system into the ultra-rich baby boomer's pockets. Their tagline is something to the extent of "If you're rich enough, you don't need a job." Probably while they snort cocaine and drink expensive booze on their yachts. I hope they get so intoxicated they can't steer, then ram their yacht into an iceberg and sink like the fucking titanic, then maybe drown.
"You're listening to YACHT ROCK RADIO, why call it working from home if you're so rich you don't need a job?"
by Space Wrangler August 20, 2021
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