Definitions by SovietRyan

Captain America 

Abstaining from sex until you are 90 years old, then banging a 20 year old chick.

Tim: My grandpa's gross. He slept with my girlfriend's sister.
Alan: He sounds like a real Captain America

Captain America by SovietRyan April 20, 2015

Satanography 

The study of symbols, text, items and creatures associated with or representing Satan. Not to be confused with Satanism, the worship of Satan.

The least-known Boy Scout merit badge is the Satanography merit badge, due to its dark requirements.

Satanography by SovietRyan April 20, 2015

Dicktion

When a dumb guy dry masturbates so much, that the friction rubs off skin.

John avoided picking up chicks up at the bar due to his severe case of Dicktion.

Dicktion by SovietRyan November 16, 2014

Ass-Clenching Cold 

A state when the temperature is so low, that in addition to you shivering and rubbing your arms, your ass cheeks press together in order to prevent a heat loss from your buttocks.

You'll freeze to death if you go out in that Ass-Clenching Cold Weather!

Ass-Clenching Cold by SovietRyan November 16, 2014

Shit Show 

When something is of equal or lesser importance/interest /value to that of a massive quantity of shit.

I didn't go to the One Direction concert due to the fact that it was a massive Shit Show.

Shit Show by SovietRyan November 16, 2014

Brokeback Mountain 

Variation of the Cowgirl sex position where the guy puts his dick
in the girl's ass rather than her pussy.

I asked my husband if he wanted me to do cowgirl, but instead he asked for

Brokeback Mountain.

Brokeback Mountain by SovietRyan November 16, 2014

Vietnamese Cobra

When the guy cums in the girl's eyes making her unable to see anything, like how a cobra spits venom to blind prey.

Megan had to go to the Eye Doctor after Will did the Vietnamese Cobra to her the night before.

Vietnamese Cobra by SovietRyan November 16, 2014