Brokeback Mountain

Variation of the Cowgirl sex position where the guy puts his dick
in the girl's ass rather than her pussy.

I asked my husband if he wanted me to do cowgirl, but instead he asked for

Brokeback Mountain.

by SovietRyan November 16, 2014

Satanography

The study of symbols, text, items and creatures associated with or representing Satan. Not to be confused with Satanism, the worship of Satan.

The least-known Boy Scout merit badge is the Satanography merit badge, due to its dark requirements.

by SovietRyan April 20, 2015

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Ass-Clenching Cold

A state when the temperature is so low, that in addition to you shivering and rubbing your arms, your ass cheeks press together in order to prevent a heat loss from your buttocks.

You'll freeze to death if you go out in that Ass-Clenching Cold Weather!

by SovietRyan November 16, 2014

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Vietnamese Cobra

When the guy cums in the girl's eyes making her unable to see anything, like how a cobra spits venom to blind prey.

Megan had to go to the Eye Doctor after Will did the Vietnamese Cobra to her the night before.

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CBWGS

CWGS(Chronic Baesic White Girl Syndrome) is a growing epidemic among caucasian females. The disease causes:

-Starbucks Cravings such as Pumpkin Spice Lattes

-Excessive use of Iphones to tweet, snapchat, and take instagram photos of everything they eat

-Wear Uggs and Scarves in any temperature, even summer temperature

-Use dialect such as "ILYBAE", "BAE", and "I Can't Even" without saying a specific action

Emma used to be so individualistic, then she contracted CBWGS.

by SovietRyan November 16, 2014

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