Definitions by Southbound Soul

Second Gunman 

The partner of a Phantom Shitter. It is the Second Gunman's job to take decoy shits in order to throw investigators off the Phantom Shitters scent - Or as part of a double pronged attack to inflict maximum damage on a target. A good Second Gunman is prepared to take the fall for the work of the Phantom Shitter, so he can go on to shit again.

A Second Gunman is an apprentice role of sorts, a position where many future Phantom Shitters learn the most import aspects of the art of phantom shitting

Yes, I was the Phantom Shitter this whole time, and I've chosen you , Andy, to be my Second Gunman.

Second Gunman by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023

The Shit That Killed Elvis 

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.

The Shit That Killed Elvis by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023

Bellow Fellow 

The male equivalent of a "Scream Queen", a Bellow Fellow is an actor who is known for their prominence in horror films.

Notable excuses include Sam Neill, Tony Todd, Bruce Campbell, Jeffery Combs and Robert Englund.

Sam Neill is my favourite Bellow Fellow. He is really good in Event Horizon.

Bellow Fellow by Southbound Soul September 14, 2023

Tim Curry 

When you rage quit at a game or activity so hard that it is akin to going back in time and killing Einstein because you lost World War 3. This is called Pulling A Tim Curry or "Tim Currying". Named for actor Tim Curry, whose character did this in the game Command and Conquer Red Alert 3

1: Why don't you just go ahead and pull a Tim Curry?

2: I can't believe that Billy did a full Tim Curry and flipped the board because he lost a buckaroo.

Tim Curry by Southbound Soul June 21, 2023

Blade Running 

The act of murdering ones wife and then blaming it on another, usually a black person or other minority. Named because of the famed South African special Olympian Oscar Pistorius "The Blade Runner" who did this in real life.

Andy: What happened to Billy?
Jimmy: In prison for Blade Running his wife
Andy: He always was a sick fuck

Blade Running by Southbound Soul January 7, 2020

ScuntMo

A word used to describe the aging useless tub of lard that resides over the Penal Colony of Australia.

ScoMo? More like ScuntMo to me

ScuntMo by Southbound Soul January 7, 2020

The Shakes 

Used to describe the uncontrollable, nervous spasm one suffers after consuming human meat.

The survivors of the Andes flight disaster suffered from The Shakes after being forced to eat their dead compatriots to survive.

The Shakes by Southbound Soul May 10, 2018