When Mr. Capretta walks into a classroom. "I forgot what I came here for " "Well nevermind have a good day."
by soup lover January 17, 2017
Cindy McCain, also known as Skeletress, is disassembled every night and then reassembled in the morning. She comes in six pieces.
by Soup Lover May 23, 2009
An authoritative individual who has mastered the craft of soup making. This individual demands perfection not only from herself and her soup, but from her customers as well. She runs an efficient and regimented operation. The customers who wish to experience the pleasures her soup can provide must act in accordance with the prescribed policies and procedures.
I went to order some mushroom wild rice soup but Boss Lady threw me out when I horsed around in line.
by Soup Lover July 27, 2008
"How was the Detroit Red Wings-Devils game last night?"
"I don't know. I fell asleep after the first five minutes."
"I don't know. I fell asleep after the first five minutes."
by Soup Lover May 03, 2009
by Soup Lover May 08, 2009
A fat, slovenly, untalented, fascist, shithead one-hit wonder who writes right-wing columns on his website criticizing anyone whose political beliefs aren't to the right of Hitler. Like most chickenhawks he never served in the military but is content to see other people fight and die even in unjust wars. Like all wingnuts he's homophobic and wants to impose his evangelical Christian beliefs on the country. Even though he claims to cherish liberty and freedom above all else, he advocates suspension of constitutional rights during times of war and wants to see the government regulate the private behavior of its citizens.
by Soup Lover May 02, 2009
When Mr. Capretta teaches: "Osmosis! Now how many of you have a cup of bed, I mean cup of water beside your bed.... damnit, that was supposed to be Terminal."
by soup lover January 17, 2017