Sonicbo0mz's definitions

inauguvirus

a sudden illness experienced on January 20, 2021 when you can’t go into work because you must celebrate the the swearing in of President Joe Biden & Vice-President Kamala Harris signaling the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency & the defeat of the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021.

I couldn’t go in Wednesday. I had the inauguvirus

by Sonicbo0mz January 21, 2021

Chewbacca Bikini

The fashion choice of radicalized Right Wing Radicals who try to overthrow the seated government of The United States of America

Capitol Police: Sir, there is a man in a viking helmet and a Chewbacca Bikini trying to get on the floor of the House of Representatives. Should we let him in, or arrest him?
Mike Pence: Seriously?

by Sonicbo0mz January 8, 2021

Bidenakkah

The festival of Donald Trumps baseless voter fraud lawsuits thrown out in every state since November 7 when the election was called for Joe Biden. Every day waking up to Trumps loss is another gift, like Hanukkah for Democrats.

Hey, are you celebrating Hanukkah? No, but I’m celebrating Bidenakkah!!

by Sonicbo0mz November 22, 2020

impauguration

When a new President of the United States is sworn in as the departing President is being impeached on the same day. Its usually celebrated with Lady Gaga singing the national anthem, J-Lo and 15,000 Members of the National Guard to preven a second Insurrection by Y’all Queda.

Are you attending the Impauguration?

by Sonicbo0mz January 14, 2021

Sprectum

Sprectum- the worst internet & cable provider in the United States. Known mostly for killing off Time Warner Cable & Brighthouse Cable. Their business model is based on price-gouging customers after the first year of service when the “introductory offer” price expires.

Hey, what is your cable service provider?

Here? Oh, we’re stuck with Sprectum.

by Sonicbo0mz February 4, 2021

inauguvirus

A celebratory affliction on January 20, 2021 in response to the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency. It also signals the end of the Fascist Overthrow Attempt in the United States Capitol by the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021. The witnessing of Joe Biden & Kamala Harris being sworn into office is well worth a day off. The day typically includes champagne, good food and a collective sigh of relief!

I’m looking foreword to catching the inauguvirus on Jan 20, 2021 so I can bear witness to history as the Fascist Regime is escorted off the property of the White House grounds.

by Sonicbo0mz January 20, 2021

DeStasi

The Stasi Police force run by Florida Governor Ron DickSanwich to raid people’s houses at gunpoint because they disagree with him and use Science instead of stupidity to combat a pandemic.

Did you hear that Rebeka and her children were held at gunpoint in her home so the FDLE could grab her computer?
Oh, by FDLE you mean the DeStasi!

by Sonicbo0mz December 10, 2020