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A man a woman keeps around for platonic favors and services as well as for attention. He usually sticks around in the hope he'll some day get with her.
= Who's that guy, is he her boyfriend?
– Nah he's just some whiteknight beta orbiter -- he follows her on Facebook, and now he came to pick her up.
– Nah he's just some whiteknight beta orbiter -- he follows her on Facebook, and now he came to pick her up.
by SomewhereElse December 11, 2016
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Men who get into committed relationships can expect some beta-shaming from their buddies.
Men who get into committed relationships can expect some beta-shaming from their buddies.
by SomewhereElse December 23, 2016
Get the beta-shame mug.1. "Gentleman," but with a pompous or sarcastic connotation.
2. Someone who tries too hard/awkwardly to be a gentleman or be noble, thus inspiring mockery and derision.
2. Someone who tries too hard/awkwardly to be a gentleman or be noble, thus inspiring mockery and derision.
That's a bowtie of a fine gentlesir right there!
Few specimens in life are as cringeworthy as the self-righteous, neckbearded, fedora-wearing gentlesirs of reddit.
You address women by "M'Lady"? Mighty gentlesir of you!
Few specimens in life are as cringeworthy as the self-righteous, neckbearded, fedora-wearing gentlesirs of reddit.
You address women by "M'Lady"? Mighty gentlesir of you!
by SomewhereElse November 16, 2015
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Etymology: Muh dick.
Etymology: Muh dick.
Some of the young male support of the feminist movements of the 70s was pure muhdickism -- a bunch of horny dudes wanting easier access to females.
- What's with Chloe dating loser after loser? I think it's because she feels bad for them.
- Nah, it's just run-of-the-mill muhdickism: It turns her on to think she'll be the one to change one of these assholes into some kind of perfect boyfriend-material gentleman, then he'd become hers. Even if deep down she knows this ain't gonna happen. But the ride is enjoyable enough.
- But why not go directly for said perfect boyfriend-material gentleman?
- I don't know. That's just how females say "muh dick".
A lot of the Christian and puritan preaching for "domestic discipline" and male authority was more Muhdickism than it was Puritanism, for both sides.
- What's with Chloe dating loser after loser? I think it's because she feels bad for them.
- Nah, it's just run-of-the-mill muhdickism: It turns her on to think she'll be the one to change one of these assholes into some kind of perfect boyfriend-material gentleman, then he'd become hers. Even if deep down she knows this ain't gonna happen. But the ride is enjoyable enough.
- But why not go directly for said perfect boyfriend-material gentleman?
- I don't know. That's just how females say "muh dick".
A lot of the Christian and puritan preaching for "domestic discipline" and male authority was more Muhdickism than it was Puritanism, for both sides.
by SomewhereElse August 21, 2017
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(Derogatory)
1. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit so that she could tap into in times of need.
2. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit to possibly, one day, marry or get into a relationship with when she's old enough and the security alarm of settling down becomes too loud to ignore.
Also see: (beta) orbiter ; white knight
(Derogatory)
1. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit so that she could tap into in times of need.
2. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit to possibly, one day, marry or get into a relationship with when she's old enough and the security alarm of settling down becomes too loud to ignore.
Also see: (beta) orbiter ; white knight
- When she doesn't hook up or spend the night with anyone, Maria calls one of her back pocket guys to give her a ride from the club.
- If push comes to shove, in tens years, you'll probably still have your back pockets.
- If push comes to shove, in tens years, you'll probably still have your back pockets.
by SomewhereElse January 13, 2017
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