And at the point, almost everyone at the party was drunk, and the guy were like zombies with only the phrase "muh dick" in mind.
by SomewhereElse August 21, 2017
A dudebro is a white (American) male who has six or more of the following characteristics: (#1 counts as two.)
1. Cannot go one full waking hour without uttering the words "dude" or "bro".
2. Has spikey hair (despite it having gone out of fashion around 2010).
3. Has a boisterous nature.
4. Is/was in a college fraternity.
5. Is from a middle-class background.
6. Lives in the suburbs or the city.
7. Works out and shows off his body.
8. Is eternally clean-shaven or has little/limited facial hair.
9. Is 18 to 25 years old.
10. Is a player.
11. (When he's not a player) Dates girls considerably younger than he is, like high-schoolers.
12. ( / / ) Dates women considerably older than he is.
13. Wears male earrings.
14. Wears sunglasses indoors or at night.
15. Has catchphrases.
16. Is apolitical.
17. Often gets into fights or arguments.
18. Is dudely (= is a typical duuuude; a guys' guy).
19. Is a diligent drinker.
20. Surfs or skates.
21. Authors, praises, or follows a Bro Code.
22. Is masculine but not manly.
23. Holds sexist or misogynistic views.
24. Is racist or says racist things.
25. Utters slurs like "faggot" or "faggy" and uses "gay" as an insult, but surprisingly enough has nothing against homosexuals.
26. Is a jokester, a prankster, or both.
27. Often gets high but is not a total junkie.
28. Is a reliable partier.
29. Is a frequent high-fiver.
1. Cannot go one full waking hour without uttering the words "dude" or "bro".
2. Has spikey hair (despite it having gone out of fashion around 2010).
3. Has a boisterous nature.
4. Is/was in a college fraternity.
5. Is from a middle-class background.
6. Lives in the suburbs or the city.
7. Works out and shows off his body.
8. Is eternally clean-shaven or has little/limited facial hair.
9. Is 18 to 25 years old.
10. Is a player.
11. (When he's not a player) Dates girls considerably younger than he is, like high-schoolers.
12. ( / / ) Dates women considerably older than he is.
13. Wears male earrings.
14. Wears sunglasses indoors or at night.
15. Has catchphrases.
16. Is apolitical.
17. Often gets into fights or arguments.
18. Is dudely (= is a typical duuuude; a guys' guy).
19. Is a diligent drinker.
20. Surfs or skates.
21. Authors, praises, or follows a Bro Code.
22. Is masculine but not manly.
23. Holds sexist or misogynistic views.
24. Is racist or says racist things.
25. Utters slurs like "faggot" or "faggy" and uses "gay" as an insult, but surprisingly enough has nothing against homosexuals.
26. Is a jokester, a prankster, or both.
27. Often gets high but is not a total junkie.
28. Is a reliable partier.
29. Is a frequent high-fiver.
Alright, it's 2 in the morning and I need to get up at 8. Take your keg-drinking dudebro buddies and get the hell outta here!
by SomewhereElse September 24, 2016
He said he was just there for the day. He had an aura of James Bond, except with longer hair. And one thing led to another... alien bang.
When vacationing in California, Dan had a couple of alien bangs partly thanks to his Australian accent.
When vacationing in California, Dan had a couple of alien bangs partly thanks to his Australian accent.
by SomewhereElse July 10, 2016
Or just "back pocket".
(Derogatory)
1. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit so that she could tap into in times of need.
2. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit to possibly, one day, marry or get into a relationship with when she's old enough and the security alarm of settling down becomes too loud to ignore.
Also see: (beta) orbiter ; white knight
(Derogatory)
1. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit so that she could tap into in times of need.
2. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit to possibly, one day, marry or get into a relationship with when she's old enough and the security alarm of settling down becomes too loud to ignore.
Also see: (beta) orbiter ; white knight
- When she doesn't hook up or spend the night with anyone, Maria calls one of her back pocket guys to give her a ride from the club.
- If push comes to shove, in tens years, you'll probably still have your back pockets.
- If push comes to shove, in tens years, you'll probably still have your back pockets.
by SomewhereElse January 13, 2017
A man a woman keeps around for platonic favors and services as well as for attention. He usually sticks around in the hope he'll some day get with her.
= Who's that guy, is he her boyfriend?
– Nah he's just some whiteknight beta orbiter -- he follows her on Facebook, and now he came to pick her up.
– Nah he's just some whiteknight beta orbiter -- he follows her on Facebook, and now he came to pick her up.
by SomewhereElse December 11, 2016
1. "Gentleman," but with a pompous or sarcastic connotation.
2. Someone who tries too hard/awkwardly to be a gentleman or be noble, thus inspiring mockery and derision.
2. Someone who tries too hard/awkwardly to be a gentleman or be noble, thus inspiring mockery and derision.
That's a bowtie of a fine gentlesir right there!
Few specimens in life are as cringeworthy as the self-righteous, neckbearded, fedora-wearing gentlesirs of reddit.
You address women by "M'Lady"? Mighty gentlesir of you!
Few specimens in life are as cringeworthy as the self-righteous, neckbearded, fedora-wearing gentlesirs of reddit.
You address women by "M'Lady"? Mighty gentlesir of you!
by SomewhereElse November 16, 2015
by SomewhereElse September 24, 2016