Someone else 's definitions

slow

The opposite to fast.

Examples are Telstra, Ipex and Ford.

Fuck this Ipex is slow!!!!

by someone else April 24, 2004

Ipex

Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust,
If it wasn't for Ipexes,
Our screwdrivers and soldering irons would be rust.

Piece of shit computer

by Someone else March 23, 2004

Ipex

An Ipex is:

A computer running a 32 bit graphical shell,
on a 16 bit operating system,
on an 8 bit processor
on a 4 bit motherboard
built by a 2 bit company
that can't stand 1 bit of truth.

Yesterday i flattened my Ipex with my Holden Commodore and went and bought a new PowerBook.

by Someone else March 23, 2004

DDR

See RAM.

We put DDR in the system because fucking RD-RAM was too expensive.

by Someone else October 15, 2002

Ram

Random Access Memory.

We played with the ram before putting it into the computer, hoping we wouldn't statically damage the ($$$) chips. (See ESD)

by Someone else October 15, 2002

esd

Electro-Static Discharge

It's what happens when you fuck up electronics with static electricity. Also known as evil demons.

by Someone else October 15, 2002

litte children's souls

See: fucktard can't spell little children's souls right.

by Someone else October 15, 2002