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by Some rando out there January 23, 2022
Get the Pile of Woodmug. Online learning was ass
by Some rando out there February 4, 2022
Get the Assmug. The privilege earned at 15 reputation that allows users to bring inappropriate posts to the attention of the community and moderators
by Some rando out there August 26, 2023
Get the Flaggingmug. C is better than Java
by Some rando out there January 23, 2022
Get the Javamug. by Some rando out there August 26, 2023
Get the Rude or abusivemug. When you have an accident, you crash your car because you were an idiot or were not paying enough attention.
When you have an on-purpose, you crash your car on purpose. There is no accident, rather, this was a deliberate, calculated, action.
When you have an on-purpose, you crash your car on purpose. There is no accident, rather, this was a deliberate, calculated, action.
That driver in that junker car is about to have an on purpose with that rich guy he is pissed off at. He has little to lose.
by Some rando out there May 19, 2024
Get the Have an on purposemug. To miss an exam.
Example:
Professor: Yes, Chauncey, what can I do for YOU?
Chauncey: Professor Adjuncter, Remember. I go by Spike. I missed the exam. When can I take it?
Professor: Well, Spike, what does the syllabus say about missed exams?
Chauncey: Beats me.
Professor: Let me refresh your memory. You must notify me in advance if you will miss an exam, or you will get a zero, unless there is an emergency. Did you have an emergency?
Chauncey: No. I had an extreme emergency.
Professor: Sorry to hear that. What was it?
Chauncey: It was extreme. And it was an emergency. I had to wake up, and I didn't. So I overslept. Too much partying, dude.
To be continued...
Example:
Professor: Yes, Chauncey, what can I do for YOU?
Chauncey: Professor Adjuncter, Remember. I go by Spike. I missed the exam. When can I take it?
Professor: Well, Spike, what does the syllabus say about missed exams?
Chauncey: Beats me.
Professor: Let me refresh your memory. You must notify me in advance if you will miss an exam, or you will get a zero, unless there is an emergency. Did you have an emergency?
Chauncey: No. I had an extreme emergency.
Professor: Sorry to hear that. What was it?
Chauncey: It was extreme. And it was an emergency. I had to wake up, and I didn't. So I overslept. Too much partying, dude.
To be continued...
Example continued:
Professor: Well, Chauncey, er, Spike, the exam was a week ago. It's been corrected and returned. Why am I HEARING about it now?
Chauncey: I was busy. Remember I had an emergency. An extreme emergency.
Professor: So now you expect me to write another exam just for you, even though the syllabus says that you should get a zero? Do you know how hard it is to write an exam?
Chauncey: Not my problem, Professor Adjuncter. When can I take that exam?
Professor: You can't take the exam. Sleeping late is not an emergency. Waiting a week to tell me is even worse.
Chauncey: How's tomorrow? I can take it tomorrow?
Professor: No. You can't take it tomorrow. You can't take it at all. You got a zero.
Chauncey: I'm going to the dean. I'll have your job, you worthless piece of dung.
Professor: Well, do what you must, Chauncey. Even before the zero, the average in the was a 38. If you score 100% in everything, you will still fail.
Chauncey: Oh, yeah, I meant to ask about extra credit.
Don't miss exams. Don't be Chauncey.
Professor: Well, Chauncey, er, Spike, the exam was a week ago. It's been corrected and returned. Why am I HEARING about it now?
Chauncey: I was busy. Remember I had an emergency. An extreme emergency.
Professor: So now you expect me to write another exam just for you, even though the syllabus says that you should get a zero? Do you know how hard it is to write an exam?
Chauncey: Not my problem, Professor Adjuncter. When can I take that exam?
Professor: You can't take the exam. Sleeping late is not an emergency. Waiting a week to tell me is even worse.
Chauncey: How's tomorrow? I can take it tomorrow?
Professor: No. You can't take it tomorrow. You can't take it at all. You got a zero.
Chauncey: I'm going to the dean. I'll have your job, you worthless piece of dung.
Professor: Well, do what you must, Chauncey. Even before the zero, the average in the was a 38. If you score 100% in everything, you will still fail.
Chauncey: Oh, yeah, I meant to ask about extra credit.
Don't miss exams. Don't be Chauncey.
by Some rando out there August 2, 2024
Get the Be Chaunceymug.