Solid mantis's definitions

Hypocrite

Isn't it interesting how the people in most need of their own advice are the same ones telling other people to be kind, be nice, do good, or to be themselves?

You're a hypocrite like the rest of us.

by Solid Mantis December 29, 2020

High rise

A building with a deeper foundation than a mid rise or low rise.

If a market isn't deep, they don't build a high rise, they build something that is thought to be less of a risk/liability.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Brazen brisket

A form of execution where the person is stuck in a chamber to cook, then served as brisket to guests.

The Emperor's right hand man preferred to make a brazen brisket out of his enemies instead of cutting them up.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2017

Pseudo suicide

Jumping off a one foot cliff to win a bet and not have to pretend you're not crying any more.

Come down off that 1 foot ledge dude, it's a beautiful day out, you can commit pseudo suicide tomorrow.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

Skank

Females don't like being called skank, especially by guys who beat the shit out of faggots who suck each other off right after they just got done fucking their spouse in the ass, then run them over with a combine in the middle of a field.

That faggot is now one hundreth of the bitch he used to be, I don't know why he was trying to stand up for his girl. She's a fuckin skank, that's why I had to combine his ass.

by Solid Mantis August 10, 2017

Hope

Something people try to sell you.

Any time a business or medical office says we care, or that they sell hope, you wonder whether they would be as positive and optimistic, or provide as much optimism/morale boosting to others if they weren't making lots of money by saying those things. Wouldn't they be just as negative and self-serving as everyone else?

by Solid Mantis February 11, 2021

Actor/actress

If being yourself was really all you could do, there would be no actors and actresses, and there would certainly be no actors/actresses, or imitators telling other people to be themselves.

An actor/actress knows how to pose as other people, they do it all the time. The reality is you can be yourself, and you can also be a poser your entire life, and plenty of the people telling other people to be themselves are busy being posers themselves.

by Solid Mantis July 21, 2020