A guy has to have 2 girls in his life to have a mistress. He has to have a girl, and he has to have a girl on the side. A guy who does not have any girls in his life has no mistress, simple.
by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019
Get the Mistressmug. Look at that, she made a movie about herself, that's kind of like an artist that paints pictures or murals of themself around town to make money. Despite all the people she tried to make fun of by calling narcissistic in life, it doesn't get any more narcissistic than that.
by Solid Mantis May 18, 2021
Get the Spirit untamedmug. When you want the information, call the 411 guy. When you want the misinformation, call the 4'11" guy.
Jon, you gave the misinformation again. If Zeke hadn't been so out of line, he would be noticed the way you used the same trick in an entirely new way on him. He should be called the 411 guy instead.
by Solid Mantis May 7, 2019
Get the 411 guymug. A film that has at least one inconsistency. In order for Doughboy and Ricky to be half brothers who are the same age, their mother would have to be fucking two different guys at the same time and they ended up being born 9 months (less than a full year) apart, otherwise it's impossible for two brothers (even half brothers) to be the exact same age at any point in life.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020
Get the Boys N' the Hoodmug. Puppet in the blue corner-Would you pull the string that goes to my right hand? I'd like to get this guy back for what he just did, you told me you were in my corner puppet master!
Puppet master-This is marionette brawling you're on your own.
Puppet-Hes got somebody pulling his strings, I shouldn't be on my own either.
Puppet master-This is marionette brawling you're on your own.
Puppet-Hes got somebody pulling his strings, I shouldn't be on my own either.
by Solid Mantis September 1, 2018
Get the Marionette brawlingmug. Dan-That female that punched you in the face last night thought she hit you hard, there wasn't even a bruise on you though haha.
Zeke-Yea, she was a mama's bitch, she got it from her mama those fighting skills she brags about to everyone.
Zeke-Yea, she was a mama's bitch, she got it from her mama those fighting skills she brags about to everyone.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2017
Get the Mama's bitchmug. The opposite of a mental midget, someone who is a 9 foot tall ogre in their mind, even if they're five foot nothing.
Guy 1- Why is he/she always slouching like that?
Guy 2-He/she is a mental giant, slouching makes him her look a little bit more predatory and a little bit less silly, so nobody will mess with him/her. It's kind of like the way some people get a tattoo so nobody will mess with them.
Guy 1- Oh yea, why didnt I think of that?
Guy 2-He/she is a mental giant, slouching makes him her look a little bit more predatory and a little bit less silly, so nobody will mess with him/her. It's kind of like the way some people get a tattoo so nobody will mess with them.
Guy 1- Oh yea, why didnt I think of that?
by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020
Get the Mental giantmug.