Solid mantis's definitions
1 Gentleman will be extinct soon, so there is now a league of the few that are left.
2) Those guys were not gentlemen, they were some rough men, extraordinarily rough.
2) Those guys were not gentlemen, they were some rough men, extraordinarily rough.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020

Guy 1-Where are we going today?
Guy 2-We're collectively going where one girl wants us to, ask Helen of troy if you can get to her. They fucked with the wrong girl, she's a badass now dude.
Guy 2-We're collectively going where one girl wants us to, ask Helen of troy if you can get to her. They fucked with the wrong girl, she's a badass now dude.
by Solid Mantis February 2, 2019

Sounds like the motions a saw with a midget at each end would go through if they were cutting a guy in half with one (and not something related to two people talking about something).
The midgets kept bringing the saw back and forth, but it took hours and hours for them to get to the guy's intestines.
by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021

Nobody was going to miss Lindsay, since she was a dull imitation long before she was a disaster. The people in her life, or in history (alive or deceased) that were everything she wanted to be, but wasn't, were people she went beyond admiration for, they were people she wanted to be, literally.
by Solid Mantis December 20, 2019

Someone who gets on a reality show claiming to be a badass and thinks anybody who notices what they're really like is underestimating them.
The 98 pounds and tough as nails girl thinks anybody who remembers how much she whined about everything as a kid is underestimating, bullying, or censoring her.
by Solid Mantis July 21, 2020

Even if the WHO knew exactly who and where the virus came from, they're going to make sure people get enough vague answers that they're kept in the dark and fed shit like mushrooms, to keep them from connecting A to B.
The WHO is clever, just like any other government organization. They wouldn't benefit from people knowing who and where the virus really came from, they benefit from good information remaining a mystery, while misinformation spreads like wildfire.
by Solid Mantis February 9, 2021

The unrest was there long before the capital incident, and at least a few people have wanted it to spread like wildfire, rather than send the wildfire to go fuck itself. The people who always talk about or try to hold everyone else accountable are seldom held accountable by anyone themselves, which makes any talk about accountability a joke in the first place.
People were already uneasy about the lockdowns before the masks, then protests went from being about George Floyd, a guy most of the protestors never met and never would have met, to being about shit that had nothing to do with George Floyd's death as an excuse to remove statues and vandalize other public areas, which is really not much different than what the election protestors are doing now. As long as the arsonists and warlords keep lighting fires and there's no consequences for them, there won't be much left to burn down, but the unrest will continue. This is the change some people said they wanted, when really sometimes things were as good as they were gonna get, and some people still fucked it all up by wanting everything to change.
by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021
