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Blue spy

One of several color coded plastic soldiers in Army Men.
The blue spy might be the reason the green and tan armies hate each other so much. The misinformation coming from the blue spy is why the green army thinks the tan army is evil. Apprehend and interrogate the blue spy.
by Solid Mantis May 10, 2021
mugGet the Blue spymug.

Druggie

An insult used to describe someone who currently does drugs.
The guy wanted to look for trouble by calling anyone who had ever tried drugs (especially drugs other than weed) in their life a druggie. He liked that sort of thing, he thought it was hilarious, no matter the consequences for everyone involved. He thought that because he was an arrogant son of a bitch who thought he was better than simple folks like that.
by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020
mugGet the Druggiemug.

Masks

Masks are already mandatory, and enforced by plenty of store owners, so a vote to enforce what's already enforced is pointless. The majority of people are already wearing masks, the majority of people seem to want other people to wear masks, and it still doesn't change anything for the few that aren't wearing them. There is no new normal for the few not controlled by the entity that calls itself a government.
Elected officials want to vote, then vote again more ways to fuck with people lives, but the ones they're trying have either already been tried, done, or are being tried and done now, and they don't work on everybody. Wearing masks is a decision each person makes for themselves.
by Solid Mantis July 28, 2020
mugGet the Masksmug.

Mouth of the south

Someone who tries to gain relevance and support on YouTube by talking about (and pretending to care about) other people's problems, since people would know they were full of shit if they actually started to share some of their own life experience.
The memoirs of the mouth of the south would be full of exaggeration, half-truths, and full bullshit, so rather than tone her bullshit down, she decided to get on YouTube and pretend to be concerned about problems in other people's lives, since that would make her look less narcissistic and self-centered.
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020
mugGet the Mouth of the southmug.

Propcapitation

Propcapitation is what happens when you stand too close to the propellors kids, okay who wants to learn about liferafts since we're learning about safety today!
by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018
mugGet the Propcapitationmug.

Black history month

A month of celebration of the lives of black people past and present.
That cracker is not going to fuck with those guys on black history month, he's going to keep walking. Besides, he knows their tricks.
by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021
mugGet the Black history monthmug.

Election

A lot of people in this country went out and voted on election day. All that effort they put into what they did is (always) at risk of being turned into bullshit (despite claims about the whole thing being a democratic process), which is why some people don't vote, they have a good reason not to.
What's the point of an election if the people who hold power don't have any regard for what everybody else in the country wants to happen? That's a king, not a president. Why call it anything else? Why deceive people who went out and voted?
by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020
mugGet the Electionmug.

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