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Jesus

It seems more believable as an alternate possibilty that Jesus was a black kid Mary adopted than Mary giving birth to Jesus as a virgin. If nobody got Mary pregnant, Jesus wasn't her kid, no way.
Jesus could have looked like anyone if he was a real person and not a myth.
by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021
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One sided

Seeing everyone's double standard but your own would be one sided.
The girl thought she knew who was one sided and who wasn't. Really, everyone is a one sided hypocrite, it's just a matter of what degree their hypocrisy goes (how far they keep going with it). It's why there are so many sides.
by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020
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Polka dot underwear

The emperor looked like a clown in his/her polka dot underwear.
by Solid Mantis March 10, 2021
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Stamina

Trying to convince the world you're not exhausted after putting all you had into something, even though you need a rest more than anybody afterward, since you tried to put over a hundred percent into it (and never had the self control to keep yourself from trying to put over a hundred into it).
The guy/girl put an impressive amount of effort into it, so it wasnt like he/she wasnt trying to live up to his/her own bullshit expectations, but could go no further when he/she had used up all his/her enormous supply of stamina.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020
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Tattle tale

A kid who runs to an authority figure to get another kid punished.
Lindsay went to her mother with a report on her brothers conduct, never a report on something that was actually broken or something that actually needed to be done, a report to get somebody in trouble for the sake of getting somebody in trouble is what a tattle tale is. Somebody talking about their relationship with another person or who the person is as they know them in an interview isn't the same as a tattle tale.
by Solid Mantis October 24, 2019
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Body shot

1) tequila shot off a person's body
2) hits to the body in boxing, mma, or any activity where 2 guys are engaged in beating each other up and pretending it's a sport
3) hits to the body by live ammunition, the type of hits a vest or armor is used to protect the torso from
1) they did body shots off Carmina stomach
2) Tommy was getting rocked with body shots and got worn out early in the fight
3) officer Jones was glad he wore a vest to look for the fugitive, it's bad enough he had to worry about head shots
by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016
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Cam newton

The feudal lords (male and female) want 100 billion dollars from sports fans, or they lose cam Newton, and soon enough, their team. People talk shit about Jerry Richardson now, but Jerry Richardson didn't try to control sports fans with threats. Even when the Panthers were having their worst seasons, their stadium didn't seem like a big circus tent, ready to pack up and head for another town.
The feudal lords say the sports fans won't keep Cam Newton or their team without hell to pay.
by Solid Mantis December 31, 2019
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