Hypocrite

People who call cops on somebody frequently then talk shot about somebody who doesn't seem to know that 911 isn't the only number for the fire department.
The girl thought she had mind blowing information nobody else had about various things, really she was a hypocrite like everyone else.
by Solid Mantis August 29, 2019
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Asshole next door

The neighbor you try to get to compromise with you all the time, and call it domesticating them.
I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021
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Bromance

Two guys who have not known each other their whole lives involved in a pretentious fantasy friendship where they know everything about each other, even dark and dirty secrets. Gay men have it right, a bromance has always been two sexual rivals pretending they don't want anything to happen to their rival. Gay men enjoy each others company, a bromance is not the real thing.
Ricky and Bobby aren't going to fuck so why do they hang like they enjoy sucking each others cocks so much? Their own company must be desperately lacking in ability to entertain oneself, when you're hopeless post an ad in the paper for a heterosexual bromance. Or, learn to quit depending on somebody else for company.
by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016
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Bad joke

Someone who goes for someone else's laughs and misses.
This guy/girl made one person he/she knew laugh with one out of every ten things he/she said, everyone else was angered by what he/she said. He/she is a bad joke.
by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
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Protesting

Protesting doesn't really do anything, it's always going to end up being someone other than the protestors in charge at the end of the day, and that person is always going to try and calm them. What's the point? It's a waste of everyone's time and nothing changes.
The people in charge along with everybody who is not in charge and also not part of the protests laugh at protestors. At least everybody not protesting is getting something accomplished that day, or those days (and nights).
by Solid Mantis February 03, 2021
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Tyrant

A tyrant says your end of town is swanky, even though they grew up in a bigger house than you did and have more money. Then, when you point out that a tyrant lives a swanky life or call the tyrant a rich kid, a tyrant calls it a cliche.
A tyrant out-hypocrites a hypocrite at everything.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019
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Kiss ass

Someone who's go to social skill is to call everybody they meet sir.
Kiss ass- I'm just trying to be respectful, sir.
Guy- You're kissing ass again. Quit kissing my ass, I got a name too.
by Solid Mantis July 26, 2019
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