Solid Mantis's definitions

Facepalm

Something that disappears once you start getting slapped around by a girl with no arms.

The guy had no facepalm, he must have been slapped by the girl over there with no arms.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

Dork girl

A dork that gets a break from being called a dork because she wasn't born with a penis.

The dork girl is a fuckin dork, but nobody calls her that because she's not a male. What a double standard.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

Dork girl

A female dork.

A group of guys threw beer bottles at the dork girl, now another group of guys has to go kick the shit out of them over the dork girl. What was she doing in their neighborhood in the first place? Somebody call her parents so they can pick her up.

A dork girl almost got her hand bit off by the rottweiler, now the owner of the dog has to give his dog a beating over somebody fucking with the animal.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

Farm

A workplace for a guy who wants to fuck chickens but seem legit and trustworthy/hard working.

Your resume speaks for itself, you were hired help on the farm, you worked hard. You didn't explain why a few other workers told me about what you did to the chickens when I spoke to them as a reference. They didn't tell you they caught you Joe, but they did catch you. Did you think nobody would find out about the chickens?

by Solid Mantis December 20, 2017

Manly bitch

A girl who has the qualities of a boy. Usually compensates for being a mama's bitch by wearing hunting gear and playing with guns, since she needs a gun to knock somebody down.

The manly bitch seemed tough until people found out she would break apart if you stood up to her.

by Solid Mantis January 1, 2018

Bug-eyed

People who answer to bug-eyed are bug-eyed. Ignore haters who call you bug-eyed.

Margot-No, I I'm not offended by bug-eyed, I don't take it personal that they don't respect me as a feminist, or that respect is earned and not given, even if you're female. No it's a game to me, I can handle it.

by Solid Mantis January 4, 2018

Fangster

A fangster is a female gangster. People think a fangster is usually in a prison gang, a lot of fangsters are organized and don't go to jail.

The godmother was someone people knew as a fangster. Somebody once called her the fairy godmother and ended up with a blood fairy, which was her version of the bloody eagle the Vikings used to execute their enemies.

by Solid Mantis May 1, 2018