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Hatchback envy guy-That dudes hatchback is holding that much extra weight and carrying it around, most of my shit won't fit in when I pop the trunk.
Guys friend- I don't want to hear any more hitching about your car, get a new car!
Guys friend- I don't want to hear any more hitching about your car, get a new car!
by Solid Mantis March 26, 2018
Get the Hatchback envy mug.Hatchback pride guy-Look at how much bigger my hatchback is than this other guy. He can't even fit in any of his shit.
Guys friend- Watch your hatchback pride pal.
Guys friend- Watch your hatchback pride pal.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018
Get the Hatchback pride mug.Hatchback pride guy-Look at how much bigger my hatchback is than this other guys. He can't fit in any of his shit.
Guys friend-Watch your hatchback pride pal, his car is the same size as yours, you're just the bigger asshole.
Guys friend-Watch your hatchback pride pal, his car is the same size as yours, you're just the bigger asshole.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018
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Front desk-Did you want to schedule a walk-in?
Guy-Well I walked here, so this is a wake-up like any other for me.
Front desk-Oh yea, I meant...
Guy-I know what you meant, you might as well schedule a walk-in then.
Guy-Well I walked here, so this is a wake-up like any other for me.
Front desk-Oh yea, I meant...
Guy-I know what you meant, you might as well schedule a walk-in then.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018
Get the Walk-in mug.Freak the mighty-Youre a pacifist, you pass on the fists.
Other kid stands up to freak the mighty Napoleonic bullying.
Freak the mighty- You monster, I thought you'd never resort to violence, I thought you'd never do that.
Other kid stands up to freak the mighty Napoleonic bullying.
Freak the mighty- You monster, I thought you'd never resort to violence, I thought you'd never do that.
by Solid Mantis March 24, 2018
Get the Pacifist mug.A form of bullying where everyone else is the bully and you are the righteous. Napoleonic bullying isn't considered true bullying, it is what many would consider socially acceptable bullying. Napoleonic bullying is not always committed by short folks.
Napoleonic bully- I call out bitch ass bullies when I see em, you're the bully not me.
Other kid-There's people who will laugh at your shit, every now and then one of them will stand up to you though, even if it doesn't happen to you much. Your Napoleonic bullying is showing.
Other kid-There's people who will laugh at your shit, every now and then one of them will stand up to you though, even if it doesn't happen to you much. Your Napoleonic bullying is showing.
by Solid Mantis March 24, 2018
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