If the pussy called the cops on the guy for being in the park, think of what he/she would do over shit people did all the time as kids.
by Solid Mantis August 17, 2020
People have swam in raw sewage before, and turned out okay. Still, the news tells people in South Florida do not walk around in the shit filled floodwaters from Tropical Storm Eta, it's dangerous. Just what people need, to be fed something else to get paranoid about, since the coronavirus didn't seem to get enough people paranoid.
South Florida resident on news- Raw sewage mixed in with the floodwater, that's other people's shit, it smells horrible, that's how I knew there was sewage in the water. I'm not going in that.
by Solid Mantis November 12, 2020
Spidey-I think there's something else wrong with the guy, my spider sense is tingling.
Other guy-Something else wrong with the guy besides the alien he just gave birth to out of his stomach? What do you know that I don't know spider man?
Other guy-Something else wrong with the guy besides the alien he just gave birth to out of his stomach? What do you know that I don't know spider man?
by Solid Mantis August 24, 2018
He/she was a friendly foe, and always had a smile and an insult or five to go with it. He/she was the nicest guy/girl that wanted somebody dead you'd ever meet, and pretended to be the guy's friend to the point that he almost believed it.
by Solid Mantis November 13, 2020
Tom Brady is back looking for another one, the guy has been winning super bowls since some of us were in high school. He's also weathered a pretty boy, metrosexual image and come out on top more than a few times. Last years win against the 49ers wasn't an easy one for the Chiefs, but this one is likely to require a bit more creativity, since shutting Tom Brady's offense down over several quarters isn't likely. He's something of a football weapons specialist, if not the best to ever do what he does. The minute somebody thinks he's their grandfather is the one he uses it to pick the other guys apart.
by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021
Aerobics music again? That's the 87th time this week, you're slowly driving me crazy with that shit.
by Solid Mantis December 02, 2020
by Solid Mantis May 05, 2017