Eyeballing

Looking at.

You been eyeballing the 98 pound girl with the nunchakas and the ADHD again, you want some of that? She rolls with some Incredible Hulks, so watch out, them boys is rough!

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

Dismemberment of a lamb

A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.

Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.

Lawyer- This motherfucker sent a DVD of her cutting off John Bobbitt's penis to my house, and my daughter was the first one to watch it.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

Junkie

Somebody with the worst kept secret drug habit.

If the guy people had called a junkie 10 years ago had been any good at keeping his drug habit hidden from family or anybody else, nobody would have ever known he was a junkie at the time (or known about the extent of his drug use). Nobody would have claimed he disgraced his family or tried to start a bunch of drama with him over his drug use.

by Solid Mantis December 02, 2020

Grown man/woman poser

Someone who's a fragile child not just on the surface, but down to their very core.

The boy/girl was a grown man/woman poser, posing as more adult and grown up than everybody else in their environment.

by Solid Mantis November 30, 2020

Doyle

If you met a Doyle, you would think damn, I want to be around that guy more often! A Doyle is usually bout 5'1" or real close, almost 5'1" and the cool thing about a Doyle is he can drink himself under the table all day long every day and never get over 125 lbs. And he doesn't do anything but drink and he doesn't lie. Doyle is a bit of a ladies man and he can control his temper whenever he wants. Doyle will make you laugh by making a joke about you and you will keep on laughing around him. So go out and meet you a Doyle, he's a popular guy so he's usually a little preoccupied with having a life. Sometimes he's occupied too.

When are we gonna go see Doyle? It's been too long!

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2016

Poser

Someone more confused about who they are than anything else, though the confusion fills other areas of their life.

Poser- Don't lie to me, I don't look like a horse's ass.

by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021

Poser

The fresh, streetwise girl from Dunwoody that always talks about all the uptight posers around her. She might even rap about them in her turbo charged ride when nobody is looking/recording, who knows but her.

She was a poser, but everybody seemed to respect her for some reason. It might have been her bank account.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021