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Nasty

Most males are nasty by a females definition of nasty. So unless by calling a male nasty she means he's beyond the realm of nastiness most males are in, calling a guy nasty is like calling somebody that already knows they're an asshole an asshole.
Feminist- That jerk is so nasty.
by Solid Mantis August 7, 2019
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Hypocrite

Someone who tries to tell somebody else they're uptight, then tries to tell them that they're nasty when they talk about shot uptight people don't talk about. A bullshit person.
The hypocrite told the guy one minute he was uptight, and the next minute told him he was too nasty and gross (and ill). She was as nasty as anybody, and thought all her kettles were too black.
by Solid Mantis August 7, 2019
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Punk ass errand boy

A movie character who sells their soul for something like a shot at the big time, as opposed to just for money.
Mugatu was a movie character who became a punk ass errand boy.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2019
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Yoruba

The girl started speaking Yoruba, which happened to be one of the favorite languages of the professor who had big ambitions to become the next womanizing dictator of his country. As a collector of females phone numbers, the professor would get suckered into being blind to the girl's attempts to stroke his ego.
by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
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Goofus

A guy or girl adverse to anything serious.
He/she had always been a goofus about life.
by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
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Goofus

A guy/girl who dedicates their life to being against anything serious.
He/she was a goofus who thought of himself/herself as Sho nuff or somebody else like Sho Nuff from either a different movie (or a living person they admired).
by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
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Goofus

A goofus often dedicates every minute of every day to being a gangster or something similar (and usually thinks other people live the same way as them, or wants to be the same thing as them).
He/she spent his/her entire life trying to pull the strings of other people who were were too uptight to be in that life only gangsters knew. He/she was good enough at it, you wouldn't even think he/she was ever a goofus.
by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
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