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Defense

If you know your offense is struggling, and you feel like mice, there's the story about the two mice in the cream. The first one drowned, but the second one kept struggling until itchurned the creme into butter and crawled out until it could walk again. Really though, when you decide what you will allow to happen (on defense), and whether you will let somebody else determine the pace or the fate of what happens, is what makes the difference between whether it is hard enough to seem impossible not to lose, or whether it is actually impossible to lose. If you're going to fight, fight as you and not to be like somebody else, that way they don't determine your fate.
Defense is what makes the difference between whether it's hard enough to seem impossible to win with 93 points, and ehether it is impossible. If you give up before the end, it really will be impossible.
by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021
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Cock fighting

Let's start the cock fighting, what are we waiting for? You're right, the audience isn't here yet, let's wait , I'm just so psyched about it!
by Solid Mantis August 24, 2016
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Downtight

Someone who is laid back when nobody's looking. Anybody can be downtight around people, especially drunks. People who drink usually do so in a social setting, where everybody's looking. Being downtight when everybody is looking is posing. There are people who confuse camera shy with true shyness, these are the ones who forget that everybody isn't part of the reality show they're on.
Guy who watches reality shows-These people are cool, they're our age but they live it up like this all the time.
Guy who doesn't watch TV- That's a TV show you're watching, those are actors who make money to live it up like that on TV. What they're like when the cameras not rolling, nobody knows except what the media tells you unless you know one of them personally, you don't know what they're really like, or if there is even a real them. Someone tells you they're downtight, and you never ask yourself whether what they said was bullshit, that's why you still watch reality TV.
by Solid Mantis March 29, 2017
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Tin foil girl

The kind of girl that thinks being made of iron would give her a little more heart than what she has. Also the kind of person who thinks people can really be like wolves or bears even though wolves and bears are different animals.
The tin foil girl wanted more people to to respect her and less people to reject her, so she told everybody she was made of iron and that people she knew were like wolves, despite a lack of anything evident about them being like wolves and not poodles.
by Solid Mantis November 19, 2019
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Impressed

Shocked, having your mind blown.
Black guy- Show us your dick.

Me- I don't have the time, and I can tell by your dreadlocks you wouldn't be impressed. That wasn't what you really wanted me to show you though, so I'd be wasting both our time.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
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Extreme

The favorite word of a group of posers that act like rednecks from South Jersey in Harold and Kumar.
Main poser turns, swings, and stops a punch inches from Kumar's face, causing him to flinch.
Main poser- Thank you come again.
Background posers- Extreme!!!
Harold- Dude, those guys were posers. The one that almost hit you in the face looked exactly like Lil Wyte, did you notice that bro?
by Solid Mantis January 29, 2021
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Admirable

Something that leaves you in awe of somebody.
What the guy did was almost admirable. I could lie to him and say that I was in awe of him, or had a great admiration (or respect for) of him to gain something out of it, but I'm not gonna do that if I'm really not in awe of him.
by Solid Mantis January 17, 2021
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