When two insectoid family members are fucking. Cousinfucking insectoids, aunt and unclefucking insectoids, brother and sisterfucking insectoids, mother and fatherfucking insectoids.
by Solid Mantis July 06, 2018
If some are calling these days the most information ate, and journalists are the ones keeping people informed, that means at least some are the journalists are giving people bullshit instead of good information.
At least some of the journalists are keeping people misinformed, and not informed, if there is any truth to post information age.
by Solid Mantis January 11, 2021
Kevin felt more like passing out than most people who caught a flight to California when he got there, but at least he didn't have jet lag.
by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019
Mike Pulaski is a single flatass fatass who keeps eating brisket after brisket. He's gonna be over 300 lbs soon.
by Solid Mantis October 15, 2017
Someone who says they'd love to get your thoughts on something, then calls it censorship when you let them know that toning their mouth down would be helpful to themself and others, which is censoring what they say about what they think.
You'd have to be a fuckin moron to ask people to share their thoughts then call it censorship when they do. The worst kind of hypocrite is the one that doesn't think they're a hypocrite too.
by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020
If someone's intestines are not laying on the ground, they don't look like they got hit by a truck. If they don't get airborne, they didn't go flying. Stepping backwards a few feet isn't the same thing as getting knocked airborne for many yards.
The guy stepped backwards a few feet to keep his balance after being pushed. He didn't get knocked airborne and he wasn't hamburger meat, so he didn't go flying or look like he had been hit by a truck, no matter how much the bubbly girl wanted her bubble and her story inflated. Hit by a truck tends to get a bit messier than what actually happened.
by Solid Mantis April 05, 2021
When someone is bullshit, they will go to desperate extremes to push a popular cause. A story or movie about the triumph of a group of people anybody who is human would root for is something anybody could do, from a story about aboriginies to what if the Indians had triumphed in America. You try telling a story about the same thing, the triumph of a group of people, but change the setting to somewhere like Bosnia or Kosovo in the 90s, and you don't really know which group to root for. Disturbing is when someone who's bullshit gets people to root for them and they're never the bad guy or the good guy, they've got too many sides to play to be one kind of person.
A few people really dug the film about the triumph of the lost tribe, though some people knew that like any group of people they were no more or less human than anybody else, and therefore no more or less innocent than anybody else.
by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019