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Which of the snakes in the grass were king snakes and which ones were copperheads? You don't always know by the shape of their heads like the reptilians on the side of the road.
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Get the Gator mouth mug.The most cynical people in the world preach about hope, optimism, and a positive attitude about everything in life. Hope is what weak, pretentious people cling to when they have nothing left but desperation to overcome anything and anyone left.
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Get the Pretentious mug.The insectophile got a hard on watching a grasshopper porn DVD his friend made him, but thought the flying insects were more acrobatic and exciting to watch. He thought there was something wrong with the people who watched reptile porn.
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The acrobat girl with the caribbean pufferfish haircut would climb up five stories, then jump the girl she was fucking. It was their favorite thing to do when they weren't doing the circus, the girl was the most acrobatic fuck in town.
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