Sign stealing scandal

A bunch of drama created to get people talking about and paying attention to baseball again, to get better TV ratings.
If TV ratings were good, nobody would hear anything about a sign stealing scandal.
by Solid Mantis March 17, 2020
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Pear shaped

An attempt by females to make a male feel ashamed of their bodies, and that they should all have a V shaped torso like something out of a magazine. Usually an attempt made by the same females who claim that it is the males who try to shame females about their bodies. Trying to make people ashamed of who they are instead of what they look like would be closer to impressive, if you're trying to give somebody else shit about something. Telling them they're an asshole, or a hypocrite, or a faggot, or something they already know about themselves isn't going to be shocking, stunning, or mindblowing. Neither is a story about abuse, since they've been heard so many times they've lost their stun/shock value.
The reality is there's a lot more pear shaped guys in the world than there are V shaped guys in the world, since reality is not like a magazine.
by Solid Mantis February 01, 2021
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Masks

Businesses thrive on public spending, and though they can suffer when people are worried about the virus and safety, they can also suffer if they try and run people off for not wearing a mask inside. Customers are still trying to go in and spend money, but if that is no longer possible due to trespassing laws, the businesses will lose those of their customers that aren't wearing masks, its inevitable. You aren't in support of both the economy and public health at the same time, or finding a balance between the two, when you take away the bullshit it's simply been nothing but a power struggle. You've got some governors who wanted people to show them if they're not bluffing.
Requiring masks is another way for someone to try to gain compliance/alliance with the public. They're popular with some people, there are always going to be a few who disagree though.
by Solid Mantis June 26, 2020
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Leader

If you are not your own leader, if your leader is still someone you vote for, or someone you work for, then you're in trouble.
People know the next leader is going to fuck them over like the last one, and yet they keep voting every four years for some reason. Meanwhile they're the same ones trying to tell you that you never learn.
by Solid Mantis October 22, 2020
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Goody two shoes

Someone who runs to their mother over shit they started ever since they were a little kid, since people don't change.
The goody two shoes looked like an angel in her mother's eyes only. She had a face only a mother could love.
by Solid Mantis December 02, 2020
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Gravity

What goes up will come down, what rises will fall (even darkness, even if it's been up for many years).
Just like gravity, what goes up will come down.
by Solid Mantis April 18, 2020
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Next to last samurai

A girl (or guy) with the samurai haircut, or man bun, or boy girl bun, or the name people call their haircut, since they're not the only one with the haircut, they're not the last samurai, they're the next to last samurai.
She's the next to last samurai, she's gonna slice and dice you with a katana.
by Solid Mantis November 16, 2019
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