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Definitions by Solid Mantis

Urban camping 

Being physically homeless for a few hours or days without being technically homeless. Your body has no place to go but you do have a home somewhere, it doesn't have to be in a city to end up going urban camping, you might live in the country.
Billy has been urban camping for a few days now, he knows he can get a cheap tent at wal mart, that boy is a damn fool. He ought to pay attention to the bus schedules so he wouldn't end up in the woods like that.
Urban camping by Solid Mantis October 13, 2016

Ballstrike 

In baseball, when the pitcher hits the batter in the nuts with a curveball, it's always called a ballstrike.
Umpire-Ballsteeerike! (Ballstrike in umpirish)
Batter- F$%K I can't feel my legs, ahh!
Ballstrike by Solid Mantis October 10, 2016

Nature boy

A white guy who got lost and ended up in the hood searching for the seven wonders of the world. Some of them stick around these days like rabid animals.
Why don't you go look for the lost arc or the tomb of the seven deadly std's nature boy? You got die either way if you stay round here.
Nature boy by Solid Mantis October 2, 2016

Pink panther 

New political party formed when white people realized their skin was never actually white. No albinos or Scandinavians welcome or allowed in this party.
I'm sorry to ruin your pink panther party, I thought this was wear them kids told me them ghosts was, look like they had a bedsheet for a outfit, so this ain't the place.
Pink panther by Solid Mantis October 2, 2016

Stomp the yard 

In football, when a fourth down results in a turnover and the distance to a first down was exactly one yard, every now and then one player on the team that lost possession will lose their head and won't let it go. The player delivers a late hit to the opponent who made the turnover, removes his helmet and places his head on the football and tells him to bite the ball. The player then proceeds to stomp directly on the back of the opponents head, causing a forfeit of teeth. Usually, the player who loses it was the one who lost the ball, but not always.
Oh no, somebody call an ambulance, Armani Louweney is about to stomp the yard and Johnny Lathits is going to need serious medical attention, possibly a death certificate and obituary.
Stomp the yard by Solid Mantis October 2, 2016
Anybody who ever used twitter.
Take it easy tweeter, that guy must have no life if he's forty and always on twitter, don't do him like you did him that one time.
Tweeter by Solid Mantis October 1, 2016
Nickname for a new Nationalist workers and soldier boys party. Not to be confused with the British redcoats, people actually want to be like the redshirts.
Gonna wear my red shirt to fit in with the redshirts. You blend in you'll do well here, you stand out they already have your train ticket for the next one going to ouchweist. Nobody that gets on that train gets a second chance to tell their family they love them, they never see them again.
Redshirts by Solid Mantis October 1, 2016