Solid Mantis's definitions

Fountain of youth

Worse than a corporate scam since its a human scam. There is no fountain of youth, not everybody has the gift of being an eternal child, some people do and some don't. You could convince people that everybody could be that way, but not everybody is good at being charming or childlike and playful, just like any talent, not everybody has it.

People who tell you there's a fountain of youth must think you can't handle the truth.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020

Unbearable

A mother who doesn't call you names and is nice to you, doesn't call the cops on you is somehow still overbearing and hard to love.

The girl claims her mother was unbearable to be around despite being treated nice to the point of babying.

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018

Supercillious

The kind of a$$hole who takes everything as a joke. This is the guy the prison system and mental health care facilities don't want lurking around because they tend to turn everybody else into a nutcase and ruin any progress the people who are seriously trying to get better are busy making. Get rid of an a$$hole like this if you know one.

The supercillious man is back and worse than before!

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016

Ungrateful

Being ungrateful isnt based on political party.

The guy wasn't ungrateful because he was a Democrat, he was ungrateful because he was an asshole like me.

by Solid Mantis November 7, 2020

Band saw

A cutting tool.

Guy- They made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020

3rd funniest

The person who's not as funny as the second funniest person, but funnier than everybody else on the charts.

Guy-What are you a comedian?
Other guy- Yea, I was the 3rd funniest guy on the show, have you ever been the 3rd funniest of anything?
Guy- You got a point, I was usually about 17th funniest out of 19 or 22, 3rd is more impressive than it seems.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020

Students of color

What you get if you take acid at school.

He/she saw blue, purple, orange, pink, and green students of color. Their hair was in indescribable colors. Brown, tan, beige, and peach aren't colors.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020