The guy people say is unassuming and beige as a personality. The office thug can trigger an incident.
General looking for the office hulk- Where's the green-eyed monster? Did he go through here?
Co-worker- He seemed fine when he got here, but then I started seeing papers go flying everywhere, like a tornado hit the office. Its gonna take a long time to clean all this shit up. I don't know where he is now.
Co-worker- He seemed fine when he got here, but then I started seeing papers go flying everywhere, like a tornado hit the office. Its gonna take a long time to clean all this shit up. I don't know where he is now.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019
At the end of the day, both groups of you are the human race, the only race there is, and the only race that should ever get called a race, but realistically they're not your people and you're not theirs. That's where the hard part of getting along comes in, especially when you're both right about something (or someone). Or when you're both wrong about something (or someone).
by Solid Mantis April 10, 2021
One of the four worst heights to be for a man. The other three are 4'11, 5'0, and 5'1. Anything under 4'10 is interesting because the man is a certified midget, without question. Anywhere from 4'11 to 5'2 and he doesn't quite fit either midget or grown up size very well, and people around don't quite know how to classify him even though there's no way to try without seeming like a height bigot or short manophobe. A man this size is the size of a petite female, and is usually the next most badass, toughest group at the bar, after midget men.
Dave noticed that even though Paul was only 5'2, he felt small in comparison standing next to him, somehow dave felt compelled to prove that he was a man, not a mouse even though Dave was 6 foot.
by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016
Everybody thinks they're going to get a chance to punch some Nazi in the face, but those days are over, people these days are too clever and technologically advanced.
by Solid Mantis May 04, 2021
1)Black guy-Get down, you got a red dot on your head! Oh, you're good.
Blindian-Yes thees ees how I look.
2)Blindian-Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba.
Black guy-You ain't like that homeboy, you black. Don't do that shit no mo.
Blindian-Yes thees ees how I look.
2)Blindian-Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba.
Black guy-You ain't like that homeboy, you black. Don't do that shit no mo.
by Solid Mantis June 26, 2018
The Chiefs must have sensed the Bucaneers would be the ones gunning for them, sitting just off the coast in their flagship. Kansas City isn't an easy target though, it's pretty far inland.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
Someone that thinks a team wants to be like another team because the other team has the better record. Nobody likes to lose, but would you rather lose as you or win as somebody else? It doesn't take any honor to win.
If you're not fighting as you, what's the point of being undefeated? People wouldn't allow their team to lose without a fight, but before they wouldn't let them lose, they wouldn't let them become a poser team. They would rather their team be losers or underachievers who were themselves than to be overachievers who were somebody else, even if it seemed stupid to everybody else.
by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021