Definitions by Solid Mantis

Interracial midget necro bestiality 

Would the both of you shut up? Enough of it already, I've already heard too much and neither of you is correct. Interracial midget Negro bestiality is when you fuck an Asian midgets dead dog, hell who doesn't know that?

Bob is an interracial midget necro bestiality lover who hasn't been caught by his wife yet.

Interracial midget necro bestiality by Solid Mantis May 16, 2017

Mercurial ally 

Is both for you and against you at the same time.

When are you going to go from a mercurial ally to somebody who actually helps me out Riddell? Why doesn't it compute?

Mercurial ally by Solid Mantis May 15, 2017

Talking shit 

Usually done on the internet or from a faraway distance (kept beyond an open arms length away), but sometimes done within earshot.

Talking shit to Mike on the internet is hilarious.

Talking shit by Solid Mantis May 15, 2017

Orange 

Orange is the color between red and yellow. Red is often nature's color of danger or caution, and orange is almost as dangerous and cautionary! Orange gets your attention and tells you "Hey, you see that guy in the red shirt over there? That's the most dangerous guy in the room, and I'm the next most dangerous guy after him because my shirt is orange. If the guy in the red shirt wasn't here, that would make me the most dangerous guy so watch out!" Guys who wear red shirts will usually show up to a place just to be the most dangerous guy in the room wearing the red shirt though, that's less pressure on the color orange.

Oh that orange sign ahead is telling me there's road construction. Well, I'm glad nobody got hurt today.

Orange by Solid Mantis May 10, 2017

BC

1) Before Christ
2) Before Columbus
3) Birth Control- Birth Control eyeglasses count as birth control, the coke bottle glasses with thick lenses make effective birth control, as effective as any other method.

Carl had to deliver 1500 BC glasses to Springfield, Illinois.

BC by Solid Mantis May 9, 2017

Last stand 

The kind of stand an idiot took instead of taking one when they had a chance to be a freakin genius.

Chris coulda been the next Einstein but he got combative with a guy he knew and it wound up being his last stand. 22 years old, fucked up.

Last stand by Solid Mantis May 9, 2017

Getaway helicopter 

There are people who do it that way. They don't get away in a car they get away in damn helicopter!

They left the roof of the building they hit in the getaway helicopter.

Getaway helicopter by Solid Mantis May 5, 2017