Solid Mantis's definitions

Riptide

You gotta watch a riptide, they're dangerous.

Shad- Oh shit how did I get out this far?

Lifeguard- You look like you're in trouble man, are you okay?

Shad- No I'm not okay look at me man. I'm in a fuckin riptide man!

Lifeguard- Do you have any last words?

Shad- Its too late for me, just save my son. Wuuuuuwwwwwooooooaaaaahhhh!

Lifeguard-Did you want me to add wuuuuuwwwwwooooooaaaaahhhh to the record so people know how brave and musical you can be at the same time? Nobody will mess with you if you make it back to shore then. Shad??? Shad are you still with us?

by Solid Mantis May 22, 2020

Underdog

A word some use to make the person/team that would usually win the the team that needs support, in order to make the other guy(s) the bully. It's a defensive strategy, that way you're always the underdog if you don't make it, and never the bully when you do, what kind of hypocrisy is worse than that?

The guy or team would call everybody else out on something while doing the exact same thing as what he/they were calling others out on. The guy team/would try and cut it as bullies without any of the negative stigma that goes with the title, then he/they would pretend to be underdog who was being picked on by the big, bad bully when it was convenient to do so.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019

Toolbox trick

A trick pulled out of a toolbox.

That was the same toolbox trick he/she used on you last time, and for some reason you still missed it.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

Self-proclaimed asshole

When someone knows they're an asshole, they're a self-proclaimed asshole. A self-actualized anything is someone who does not yet know who they are, they're still trying to find themselves to find out why people in the world can be well, assholes.

Everyone considered Tommy a narcissistic coward except Tommy. Tommy considered himself an asshole, or as Tommy liked to call it, a self-proclaimed asshole.

by Solid Mantis August 13, 2017

Deprogram

To undo programming and conditioning.

The girl needed to take her bullshit programs and interventions back to where she came from. There she could act like she owned the place all she wanted to, since it was really where she was from. People needed to deprogram from her bullshit, and if there's a program to get people deprogrammed or unplugged, they're not deprogramming from anything.

by Solid Mantis March 30, 2021

Killer klown

A killer klown is not to be underestimated.

The biker dude got his block knocked right into a trash can for being mean to him/her, the killer klown.

by Solid Mantis October 12, 2019

The South

As George Carlin put it, the South would be exactly like the 12th century, except barbarians didn't have guns or technology. Otherwise, the South would absolutely be like the 12th century to this day, which makes it a strange mix of old and new shit.

The South is like stepping backwards in time and forwards in time at the same time, instead of just forward. That makes it different than other parts of the country, it does.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021