Definitions by Solid Mantis
Propcapitation
Propcapitation is what happens when you stand too close to the propellors kids, okay who wants to learn about liferafts since we're learning about safety today!
Propcapitation by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018
Selfie stick
Selfie stick by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018
Selfie stick
It wasn't so long ago that people just had sticks, fast forward a few millennia and with a selfie stick you can take a picture of your friends eyeball from any distance or angle, or you can take a picture of human faces. That's pretty weird, but people are pretty weird what do you expect.
Selfie stick by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018
Cracker
A black guy who calls any white guy a cracker is like a black guy who calls Mexicans crackers. A black guy who calls a Mexican a cracker isn't right in the head, so why would a black guy like that be right in the head for calling every white person he comes in contact with cracker?
Richard Pryor called Chevy chase a cracker on tv because he wasn't right in the head, not because he had beef from 200 years ago with Chevy chase and his family.
Cracker by Solid Mantis June 14, 2018
Cracker
There's a lot of black kids who call all white people crackers based on skin color. There are a lot of different groups of white people, just like there are different ethnic groups of brown skinned folks. Black people were fighting some groups for jobs in the cities. Polish people weren't cracking whips back in those days, Irish and Germans didn't come home from work to a house full of slaves. Italians and Russians weren't likely to keep slaves to increase mob productivity. Since when were all white people crackers even in the south? Many couldn't afford to keep slaves, and there were black soldiers in the confederate army. Calling any white person you see a cracker isn't opening doors to a more tolerant world, where did this bullshit come from?
Hollering cracker at some white guy walking while you're with your three friends as you floor it down the road isn't gonna make the past any more wonderful over some shit that was between you and a family who owned a plantation. You can get out of your car and let some guy know how you feel if there really is something you don't like about him.
Cracker by Solid Mantis June 14, 2018
Wolfin
Jon told Cesar he was just wolfin about what he said. Until Jon finds out otherwise, he could only call Cesar on wolfin. Jon doesn't think he will find out otherwise.
Wolfin by Solid Mantis June 14, 2018
Mollycoddle
The girl wanted to be a drill sergeant when she grew up, but people knew her as a soft mollycoddle and did not comply with her orders.
Mollycoddle by Solid Mantis June 14, 2018