Second chance

Some people try to make the point that you only get so many second chances. Once you get past one second chance, you don't get any more second chances, you're already on your third chance.

Once you die, you stop at the second chance, the fourth chance, or the chance you were on, but you never get another second chance after you've had one second chance.

by Solid Mantis April 05, 2020

Hope

Hope is given by the weak, and it makes people weak.

People don't need hope to live.

by Solid Mantis September 16, 2020

Eye and a half

One and a half eyes is two eyes that are close enough together that you can't tell if the person has one eye or two full eyes.

That guy did outsmoke you every time you got high with him, but he ended up permanently cross eyed, with about an eye and a half.

by Solid Mantis April 03, 2021

Rudy Giuliani

I've never been a fan of Giuliani or Trump, but a lot of guys could have picked up a hammer and joined the rest of the Republicans, and Giuliani did stick with Trump even now. You don't find too many people that will do that these days, especially once things go beyond just getting laughed at to jail/prison time, or worse.

Rudy Giuliani didnt cut and run from Trump like many other lawmakers did, even if he's not on the same side as me, that is closer to admirable than what you get with many other lawmakers.

by Solid Mantis January 15, 2021

Pinecomb fucking

Pinecomb fucking is when you cover a pinecomb in boiling oil and you stick it in a girls pussy (or ass). Pinecomb fucking is something that makes sex in the sandhills more interesting than other kinds of sex, even if critics call it medieval torture, or rape, or genital mutilation.

Which girl are we pinecomb fucking tonight?

by Solid Mantis July 09, 2019

Mama's girl

A female who's mother always put her first.

You're a mama's girl. You know how many guys would like to have had a chance to be a mama's boy or someone that their mother didn't hate, fight with, or want to go away somewhere their entire life? And still you think the grass would be greener if you did everything your brother or some other guy did in life, instead of being you.

by Solid Mantis February 01, 2021

1-800-got-junk

A company that gets rich off eviction notices.

Someone tied to the company 1-800-got-junk might not only help get rid of your stuff, they might try and help get you evicted, that way somebody will call the company, even if none of the stuff in your home was junk to you.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020