Solid Mantis's definitions

Nobody cares

A lot like saying everything's gonna be okay, even though 50 people just died and evidently everything's not okay. Another way for a person who has little control of themselves to remain in control of others.

Girl-Nobody cares about what this guy has to say, he's a liar and a racist and what else let me think oh he's an ignorant misogynist idiot shithead. Ill think of more stuff to call him later, once I know what I'm doing and why again.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019

Mean midget syndrome

Mean midget syndrome is mean man syndrome on steroids. A midget thinks he/she will out-anybody at everything, so a mean midget must be meaner and ruder than a mean man.

The midget with mean midget syndrome is gonna bust a beer bottle across the drunk guy at the bar's head if he keeps talking about how great the Sandhills is compared to living or being from anywhere else.

by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019

Victorian

Of the Victorian era.

The girl wasn't actually Victorian, but she called herself that because it made her feel tougher/scarier than she actually was. She wasn't really alive during the Victorian era, whereas people who really were alive during the Victorian era had their Victorian values because they really were alive during the Victorian era.

by Solid Mantis November 16, 2020

Sign stealing scandal

A bunch of drama created to get people talking about and paying attention to baseball again, to get better TV ratings.

If TV ratings were good, nobody would hear anything about a sign stealing scandal.

by Solid Mantis March 17, 2020

Embarrassment

You have to wonder whether it's more of an embarrassment for Trump or Biden (or both) that Trump hasn't given up on himself, if any of it matters enough to wonder about it.

Biden says it's an embarrassment (for Trump and America is implied) that Trump hasn't quit the race but puts his face down as he's saying it. How can anybody respect either one of them?

by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020

Trees

People descended from trees to start cutting them down to make bibles and money.

People read stories about their descent in a book made from what they descended from (trees).

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2020

Eighty six year old virgin

More than double the age of the 40 year old virgin.

Paul will be an eighty six year old virgin in fifty something more years.

by Solid Mantis May 1, 2017