Solid Mantis's definitions

Poser

You know even if a guy in a statue of liberty outfit has a big smile on his face while he's selling insurance, he cries himself to sleep every night even though he looks like he's having a lot of fun, and he's pretending to be having fun. It would be interesting to see a guy wearing a statue of liberty suit pissed off or frowning and telling people to buy their product even though it doesn't work so he can keep his job since he's got mouths to feed and would much rather be a poet or a musician.

This guy/girl is a poser, you know that selling insurance doesn't really make him/her happy, even if he/she is good at what he/she does. The poser can keep compromising and crying himself/herself to sleep at night.

by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020

Human popsicle

Something you don't want to turn into.

Liquid nitrogen just turned that guy into a human popsicle. It was one of the most impressive things i've ever seen.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Funny lookin

Somebody who no matter how hard they try and keep a straight face while looking in the mirror, are secretly laughing at the funny lookin guy/girl looking back at him/her from the inside of the mirror.

Funny lookin guy/girl looking in the mirror- Today, you're gonna keep a straight face for five minutes. Don't underestimate yourself, what is that a smirk forming in the corners of your mouth? You want to keep your teeth? Yea, keep a straight face on your face. If anybody messes with you, say what you just said, just like you just said it.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020

Horseface

A face that usually has a mouth running to go with it.

The horseface said she was gonna cut some skin off you guy, watch your back.

by Solid Mantis February 5, 2018

Spicy coward

A coward that sees herself (or himself) as spicy instead of plain or dull.

Your retarded friend might have been a degenerate, but he was not a spicy coward. You killed him for standing up to you.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2021

Methamphetamine

You don't hear about a lot of black methheads. The police want to make George Floyd look like one of those rare black guys who uses not only methamphetamine, but methamphetamine and fentanyl at the same time, since it was in his system at the time he died. That's a little but hard to believe, even for a guy with a history of drug use (if there is truth to what people are told about George Floyd's history of drug use) .

Police are as capable of lying as anybody else. Methamphetamine is a drug black people rarey seem to touch though. If something doesn't sound right or add up about what police said about a guy, it's probably not true.

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2021

Coward

Someone who comes forward with a group to fight one guy.

She was a coward, always trying to outnumber her opponent to death.

by Solid Mantis March 4, 2021