Information

Never mind tea, you wonder what the going rate for information is China these days.

The girl never told anybody the price of tea or information in China, she just kept trying to sell them Feng shui bracelets.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Senior officer

Someone that doesn't get to where they are by mistake, or on accident.

Someone who makes a lot of mistakes or accidents on the job usually doesn't keep their job too long, so a senior officer without a history of making mistakes or doing things on accident wouldn't shoot somebody on accident either.

by Solid Mantis April 18, 2021

Hilltop

A midget on a hilltop can see further than the wrestlers that tower over the tall people you know and hate.

Mini me is hilltop and heir to the life you could never live.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Girly boy

A male who hates males.

The girly boy thought of most males as testosterone fueled assholes and idiots, so he liked to be around females and transvestites since they were as smart as and spiritually in tune with his taste and style as he was.

by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018

Protests

Protests during the time of Catherine the Great didn't do anything. She called herself great, and had the wealth and power to keep anybody from disputing the claim by detracting from the title or calling her something like Catherine the Scum, Catherine the Loser, or Catherine the cunt no guy wants to be married to, so ultimately protests didnt get anything accomplished.

Protests get nothing done, they're just a lot of what politicians already do, talk a lot and get nothing done, a few people might die along the way, a lot of public space might get destroyed, that's about it. They're about the most pointless thing somebody could do with their frustration and anger, waste it. The people they're protesting usually try to get them even angrier, for their own amusement.

by Solid Mantis October 08, 2020

Break up letter

You gotta wonder what kind of people would buy a break up letter, even if it was the original. It doesn't seem like something the CIA would have any interest in, and most people don't have much, if any, interest in a conversation between two people they don't know, financial or otherwise.

Guy- I've been trying to get a few more break up letters to add to my collection at home, do you have anything like that?

Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.

Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.

by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019

Narcissist

Someone who sees or knos of no flaws in their reflection, whether it be physically or something else that a mirror wouldn't reveal.

A true narcissist isn't someone who looks into a mirror, a true narcissist is someone who looks into a mirror and sees no flaws in themself, but sees flaws in others.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021