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As long as the insurance companies could come up with some convincing statistics and scientific sounding results to back their global warming claim, they had an excuse to make a lot more money by raising insurance rates. They would live even more like kings/queens than they already did off the extra money.
by Solid Mantis November 12, 2020
Get the Global warming mug.If you make music and someone tells you that your music should sound more contemorary, instead of making them a contemporary sounding album, why not just tell them to make their own contemporary sounding music if it's what they like, since the music you make is your own, it's not meant to sound like somebody else's, even if that makes it less popular, at least you didn't compromise your music because somebody thought that's what you should do with it.
Not everybody has to make music that sounds contemporary, if someone likes contemporary music, they need to buy albums by people that make it or make it themselves, not expect every artist to start making the kind of music they like, that's bullshit. If you're a music artist you would think they wouldn't buy tickets to your show if they didn't like the way your music sounded, especially not if you had been making music for a long time and people were still buying albums and tickets to shows.
by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020
Get the Contemporary mug.The reason there's an investigation into the Astros in the first place. If it weren't for bets made against the Astros or Red Sox, there would be no investigation. Two teams that were supposed to get beat didn't get beat, and people are making demands about it now.
Sports betting is the reason for the cheating investigations, if nobody lost any money, there wouldn't be stories about scandals. Somebody feels the Astros and Red Sox owe them for money they lost on their bets.
by Solid Mantis February 9, 2020
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Funny lookin guy/girl looking in the mirror- Today, you're gonna keep a straight face for five minutes. Don't underestimate yourself, what is that a smirk forming in the corners of your mouth? You want to keep your teeth? Yea, keep a straight face on your face. If anybody messes with you, say what you just said, just like you just said it. What was the other thing Kevin's big brother said when he was 5? Oh yea, what are you lookin at? That's what it was. Say that too if anybody looks at you. You just gotta keep practicing, 5 minutes, 6 minutes, 7 minutes. You got a lit fuse attached to you, you're a fuckin machine!
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020
Get the Funny lookin mug.It's clear the next government thinks of most people as sheep if they're looking out for a few more violent ones blended in with the peaceful protestors.
by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021
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Get the Humorblind mug.If the chicken came before the egg, something had to get the chicken pregnant before it could conceive the egg. How would anybody know what the first chicken came from? Like your parents, the first chicken could be full of shit and say there was nothing else before it.
Nobody could really tell you whether the chicken or the egg came first. Your imagination is the one thing that determines what came first, and being argumentative isn't the same thing as being right.
by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021
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