Celibate

Someone who gets no complaints about how terrible they are in bed.

Once the guy was no longer celibate he started getting the same complaints again.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020

Mollycoddle

A female who thinks she's a witch and the world is on a witch hunt, or a conspiracy to witch hunt.

You're not a witch, you're a JAP (Jewish American Princess) mollycoddle.

by Solid Mantis November 04, 2019

Vaccine

Something each person makes the decision on to get or not, it's their body, they decide what goes into it, not their employer.

There is no forcing somebody to get a shot they don't want, even if it's a vaccine, or something they are told is good for them.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Bugs

Bugs must find something about other bugs attractive, otherwise they wouldn't reproduce. Bugs might even have a sense of being desirable to other bugs, yet two bugs fucking is not a beautiful thing. So wouldn't any human being that refers to themself as beautiful be narcissistic, if they're no better than bugs? Narcissistic doesnt just apply to someone you feel like talking shit to, it applies to everyone, just like hypocrite or selfish applies to everyone.

Two bugs fucking in your kitchen is not a beautiful thing, so what makes people think they are more important than bugs?

by Solid Mantis August 04, 2020

Tracer

Same concept as a chaser for liquor, only a tracer is made to chase mushrooms, cough syrup and shit like that. You drink some soda to ease the stomach and help prevent nausea, and you see trails of the soda cup becoming 7, 20, 150 soda cups as you attempt to set it back on the coaster on your table.

Psychonut-Pour me a tracer round, sun drop I don't think I can do it at this point man help a brother out I can't see straight.
Sober guy- I'm glad I'm sober, if I was drunk I might shot you because you said something about pouring tracer rounds. Yea I guess so man, you know that shit can't be too good for your brain if you can't pour your own drink and you're drooling all over yourself .

by Solid Mantis October 27, 2016

Three phase plan

A plan to phase out enemies or people that bother you in three phases.

The three phase plan sounds good, but scientists, government officials, and the healthcare workers that like hearing how heroic they are seem to be the ones who actually think it's a good plan. Nobody is telling dentists, pharmacists, chiropractors, proctologists, gynecologists, or pediatricians they're heroes or saviors, since at a certain point it would all start to sound silly.

by Solid Mantis July 20, 2020

Rose colored glasses

Viewing others or yourself in a way that's too good to be true, too good to be reality.

The guy/girl had always worn rose colored glasses, and didn't see that he/she was as much of a hypocrite as everybody else, or that not everybody had to think the way he/she thought about the world, or life.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020