Definitions by Solid Mantis
Mistress
A guy has to have a girl already to have a mistress. A guy has to want to have at least one girl in his life to have a mistress.
The guy with the mistress wanted to have not just one, but two girls. Meanwhile the guy with no mistress(es) never wanted to have a girl in his life in the first place.
Mistress by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019
Mistress
A guy has to have 2 girls in his life to have a mistress. He has to have a girl, and he has to have a girl on the side. A guy who does not have any girls in his life has no mistress, simple.
Mistress by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019
Referee chick
Referee chick by Solid Mantis May 22, 2019
Show pony
Show pony by Solid Mantis May 17, 2019
Mama's girl
Mama's girl- Momma, can you bring me my gun? I'm gonna blow this guy's head off when I see him. Its his fault I had an awful day, it was terrible momma.
Mama's girls momma-Just take a nap and everything will be better. You're getting to be such a big girl now, you make momma so proud.
Mama's girls momma-Just take a nap and everything will be better. You're getting to be such a big girl now, you make momma so proud.
Mama's girl by Solid Mantis May 17, 2019
Happy ending
An audience wants to hear about something too good to be true, they don't want to hear about how the good guy doesn't always make things right, have a bigger penis than the bad guy, or get a girl.
The guy that would be been considered the hero was a virgin until his twenties, never drove an expensive car, and didn't have an interesting life. A movie/story about bad guys was more interesting than the good guy's real life, even if it didn't have a happy ending.
Happy ending by Solid Mantis May 17, 2019
Mama's girl
A girl who gets tucked in to bed just like one of the fellas who's a mama's boy, but nobody knows she gets tucked in to bed.
Your mama brought you a fresh pair of pajamas and she's gonna tuck you in to bed now. You're mama's girl, you get anything you want okay?
Mama's girl by Solid Mantis May 16, 2019