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Definitions by Solid Mantis

Hypocrite 

Someone who tells you abstract thought is free thought, then tells you how to think abstract (theoretical, draw a red circle and a yellow square). Someone who tries to show you how to live, but tells you to live freely.
The good life the girl wanted to take them on a tour of was overrated. Really, she was a hypocrite like everyone else.
Hypocrite by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019

Poodle people 

Someone who thinks their grooming/training is better than everyone else's because they got it from their mama.
The poodle people think they deserve (are entitled to) a life nobody else does since their mommy told them they did.
Poodle people by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019
Just like a car or plane crash, some people don't get to walk away when irreparable damage has been done to their lives.
There's some damage that doesn't get cleaned up.
Damage by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019
Your little sisters best friend.
Guy-You know the girl that asked if you had a sister is her bff right?
Other guy- Yea, she was trying to play me, but I knew that was my sister's best friend. She wanted to pretend to be my friend.
Guy- Damn that's fucked up man.
Bff by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019

Hypocrite 

Somebody who wants people to think they have nothing to hide because they keep just about everything about their lives hidden from the public eye, sometimes by hiding it in plain sight (a brilliant strategy).
The hypocrite wants people to think she's outgoing and welcoming (despite being introverted and secretive), since that's what usually worked on other people or groups in the past.
Hypocrite by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019

Tourist trap 

One of the most recent ones is the area 51 event that will likely trap quite a few people into a possible feud with local police in a small Nevada town. Some are hoping to make money off the people that would otherwise end up in a feud over trying to get in area 51.
Guy inviting people to area 51- These idiots deserve to end up in jail or worse if they're dumb enough to go to this town of Rachel, Nevada. Hahahahahahaha, the dumbasses, I can't wait to play them with the tourist trap.
Tourist trap by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019

Imaginary math pal 

Someone you never took a math class with that ended up being your math friend, at least in your mind they were your friend.
She was pretending to be a friend to her imaginary math pal.