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People have swam in raw sewage before, and turned out okay. Still, the news tells people in South Florida do not walk around in the shit filled floodwaters from Tropical Storm Eta, it's dangerous. Just what people need, to be fed something else to get paranoid about, since the coronavirus didn't seem to get enough people paranoid.
South Florida resident on news- Ewwww, raw sewage mixed in with the floodwater, that's other people's shit, it smells horrible, that's how I knew there was sewage in the water. I'm not going in that. They need to start pumping all the water out immediately, it's not getting done fast enough!
by Solid Mantis November 12, 2020
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Suspect- Did you watch the football game? These fans from the other team were talking shit and...
Homicide detective- I would have done the same thing. You're all right with me man, you can go home now.
Suspect- Did you watch the football game? These fans from the other team were talking shit and...
Homicide detective- I would have done the same thing. You're all right with me man, you can go home now.
by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020
Get the Football game mug.Another word someone who's pretending to be your friend thinks to call knowing you. Its real simple, a friendship is a friendship, and anything else is not a friendship, it's something else.
There are no frienemies, there is no such thing as a situationship. These are words made by people who want to get their enemies to be friendly to them, as one more side to play of many.
by Solid Mantis July 17, 2019
Get the Situationship mug.Being more focused on victory, or the aspects like domination of an activity, than actual enjoyment of the activity for or by anybody else.
No wonder he/she wasnt thought of as fun to take to parties anymore by the people who once thought he/she was (some had never thought that he/she was fun to take anywhere or be around), he/she really thought of life as nothing but a competition, and had come up with spiritual answers to everything that other people didnt think were competition in life despite not really believing in any of the bullshit answers himself/herself. One thing a competitive person doesn't get is how much loss their is in a war that is considered won by the group that calls themselves the winners, they're too focused on the winning part to get it, despite claiming to be somehow deeper thinking than other people (depth is also no good if it turns into competitive bullshit). Focusing on something besides winning would actually cause them to look at negative things in themselves and other people and wonder if they're really such a winner that they claim to be, or whether it's just everybody else that is the bully, or the self-serving asshole, or the narcissist, or the negative influence.
by Solid Mantis July 20, 2020
Get the Competitive mug.A day lot of people pretend to be grateful. Lots of people say they're grateful on Thanksgiving, or during a pandemic, while a few know how ungrateful they really are. A few know they're as much part of the problem as the Mexicans working long hours at the plant at minimum wage risking exposure to viruses from both animals and other people to get their bird to them.
A lot of people thank a healthcare worker during a pandemic, just like a lot of people would thank the Mexican dude that just dropped dead from working at the plant to get a turkey to a family on time for Thanksgiving dinner if they ever met the guy. The reality is people don't really care all that much about the efforts of other people. What's the point in pretending to? Let people know you're an ungrateful asshole like me, it's who you really are, ugly inside when nobody is looking.
by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020
Get the Thanksgiving mug.New kid- You know that 5'1 guy with the muscles? I'm not intimidated but almost, that guy looks tough.
Guy who's been around school- Yea that's JoJo. The other kids call him GI JoJo, I don't mess with him. He's a good guy to make friends with, he's the most popular guy in school.
Guy who's been around school- Yea that's JoJo. The other kids call him GI JoJo, I don't mess with him. He's a good guy to make friends with, he's the most popular guy in school.
by Solid Mantis January 21, 2017
Get the 5'1 mug.Seems too much like one of those electric collars people put on their dogs the way some people think of them.
by Solid Mantis November 1, 2020
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