Solid Mantis's definitions

Joke

There are people who go as far as to think you're egotistical and not just uptight if you don't laugh at their joke. They literally think if you don't think everything they think is funny is just as funny, that you don't know how to live. There are people who like golf, and there are people who think golf is bullshit.

There are people who will never laugh at the joke you just told, they have their reasons. You don't have to see how or why they think the way they do.

by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019

Mollycoddle

A baby reptile, a mollycoddle can be either sex, male or female.

The girl wanted to be a drill sergeant when she grew up, but people knew her as a soft mollycoddle and did not comply with her orders.

by Solid Mantis June 14, 2018

Jim cantore

The display meant for Jim Cantore most likely didn't come from somebody who was actually from Louisiana, it most likely came from somebody out of state, just like he's from out of state.

One person from out of state telling another to stay out of that state is almost the worst kind of hypocrisy there is, the worst being somebody who's not even from that state telling somebody from that state to stay out. People don't love Jim Cantore, they need to quit lying to him.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020

Performance

Really good head.

She gave quite a performance.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2016

Common sense

Something that is not a secret, because other people already know about it.

People knew the guy who finished the marathon was enduring the long distance, it wasnt a secret to everyone, their common sense could tell them that.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

Midget

The meanest of the mean ones.

Mexican guy 2- That five foot nothing 98 pound midget dude just fucked you up ey?

Mexican guy 1- Shut the fuck up faggot!

by Solid Mantis May 18, 2020

Intraverted

Intraverted people dont go from intraverted to extroverted, personality is not a spectrum. No matter what other people think you are, you're still intraverted.

The intraverted guy/girl had convinced most people that he/she was extroverted, since he/she tended to be mouthy and spent a lot of his/her time around people and crowds (or in front of an audience), but personality doesnt change deep down.

by Solid Mantis August 11, 2020