Grown man/woman poser

Someone who's a fragile child not just on the surface, but down to their very core.

The boy/girl was a grown man/woman poser, posing as more adult and grown up than everybody else in their environment.

by Solid Mantis November 30, 2020

Pussy

Someone who calls the cops over nothing, such as somebody being in a park somewhere.

If the pussy called the cops on the guy for being in the park, think of what he/she would do over shit people did all the time as kids.

by Solid Mantis August 17, 2020

Feminist

Another double standard of a feminist- It's a real shocker when a male is single, and its okay for a female to make comments and remarks about what she thinks of the guy, but for a male to do the same, to notice its a real shocker that the girl is single and make comments and remarks about it is what she calls something like petty.

To a feminist, things are only one-sided when the other sex does it, and double standards are only double standards when the other sex does it (which is by definition, going by a double standard, the same you preach against).

by Solid Mantis September 26, 2019

Poser

The fresh, streetwise girl from Dunwoody that always talks about all the uptight posers around her. She might even rap about them in her turbo charged ride when nobody is looking/recording, who knows but her.

She was a poser, but everybody seemed to respect her for some reason. It might have been her bank account.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Raw sewage

People have swam in raw sewage before, and turned out okay. Still, the news tells people in South Florida do not walk around in the shit filled floodwaters from Tropical Storm Eta, it's dangerous. Just what people need, to be fed something else to get paranoid about, since the coronavirus didn't seem to get enough people paranoid.

South Florida resident on news- Raw sewage mixed in with the floodwater, that's other people's shit, it smells horrible, that's how I knew there was sewage in the water. I'm not going in that.

by Solid Mantis November 12, 2020

Spider sense

A sixth sense that tingles when there's something else wrong with someone or something.

Spidey-I think there's something else wrong with the guy, my spider sense is tingling.
Other guy-Something else wrong with the guy besides the alien he just gave birth to out of his stomach? What do you know that I don't know spider man?

by Solid Mantis August 24, 2018

Friendly foe

The nicest enemy you could ever meet.

He/she was a friendly foe, and always had a smile and an insult or five to go with it. He/she was the nicest guy/girl that wanted somebody dead you'd ever meet, and pretended to be the guy's friend to the point that he almost believed it.

by Solid Mantis November 13, 2020