Solid Mantis's definitions

Mistress

A guy has to have a girl already to have a mistress. A guy has to want to have at least one girl in his life to have a mistress.

The guy with the mistress wanted to have not just one, but two girls. Meanwhile the guy with no mistress(es) never wanted to have a girl in his life in the first place.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019

Mask

There are businesses big enough to thrive without customers that dont wear masks. There are also national chains that have suffered during the pandemic from all the lost customers. Most businesses have as much need of their customers spending as their customers have need of the goods and services the company/business provides. The idea is the king/queen has as much (or as little) need of his/her subjects as they have of their king/queen, and the king/queen/Pope was never the only one with the power to cut heads off, even if it's mostly the king/queen/Pope giving out all the orders.

The king/queen/Pope can live by his/her own mask policy, and everybody else can live by their own policy.

by Solid Mantis June 27, 2020

Britney spears

If you were Kevin Federline, would you really want the kind of fame or celebrity that comes from being with Britney Spears? That's like being one of the in crowd if the in crowd is the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, or New Kids on the Block. Why not get a Mickey Mouse tattoo so nobody will mess with you, to represent your membership in the Mickey Mouse Club.

The guy joined a gang called the looney tunes that smashed people's heads with anvils if they didnt have their money, and he did it all to impress Britney Spears, because if she thought he was nobody without her, it was a fact because what she thought was that much more important than what anyone else thought about anything.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2020

Human race

The one true race. All divisions of race exist on paper to get people to think in terms of whether they look the same or different from the next person.

If you're gonna hate somebody, hate them for being a member of the human race and never for having a different skin, hair, or eye color. Have a good reason to hate them, give them a good reason to hate you.

by Solid Mantis August 5, 2019

Niceguy

A charming, phony, superficial guy who is scared of girls, especially the ones with pigtails.

Guy 1- I bet the niceguy would back down if your sister went to kick his ass, he would be too embarrassed and ashamed to do anything but crawl away on his knees, never calling himself by another name than bitch for the rest of his life.

Guy 2- Yea we've been overestimating this guy for too long, he doesn't even look girls in the eye when they talk to him, he's scared to even talk to a girl, what a bitch.

by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019

Cheesy

Another way of saying stupid bullshit that makes it sound nicer.

Pizza delivery boy- I got your cheesy rom com to go with your cheesy pizza, and I got it here in under 7 and a half minutes so that my boss won't default on his guarantee, lose a customer and fire my ass.
Customer- Thanks, it's been a cheesy night thanks to you.
Pizza delivery guy- I gotta go, I got a second job to go to, gotta take some ppl ictures of Spider Man now.
Customer- You guys do too much.

by Solid Mantis February 21, 2021

Wardlordess

A female warlord.

The wardlordess was the kind of girl that made being a warlord look cute and cuddly.

by Solid Mantis January 3, 2021