Definitions by Solid Mantis

Dark side 

Someone who went from trying to save the world as a kid, to trying to get as rich and influential as possible as they got older.

He/she went the route of the dark side.

Dark side by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020

Obscure 

The kind of person nobody (in their family) misses when they're not around, even if they were somebody (and not just in a small pond) in the world.

The girl wasn't obscure to the party crowd yet, but there would come a day when she wasn't fun to take to parties anymore.

Obscure by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020

Crackhead 

Someone who currently smokes crack, like a junkie currently does dope.

Calling somebody who smoked crack a quarter of a lifetime or more ago a crackhead or a junkie is as ignorant as calling somebody who smoked weed for a few years in high school a hippie. If they've moved on with their lives, why hasn't the person talking shit moved on with theirs?

Crackhead by Solid Mantis January 21, 2020

Hypocrite 

Someone who doesn't believe in any god, or hold any god sacred, but still praises god and says his name before bless you. Someone who doesn't believe in rules or hold them sacred, but also doesn't believe in breaking rules, or hold it sacred to break rules. Someone who doesn't believe in fairness or justice, or hold either sacred. Someone who hates critics until its popular to jump on a bandwagon and become one themself, then criticizes over bullshit.

The hypocrite went beyond whining about not being on top, and felt that anybody else but him/her being there didn't deserve it, and should be forced to give him/her something like they owed him/her something. The hypocrite felt that it was fair when he/she ridiculed other people for being a loser, but if he/she got a taste of his/her own shit, tried to get everybody to take everything the person/group worked hard on away from the other person/group and went far beyond whining about unfairness.

Hypocrite by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020

Dynasty

You don't think of as many sports dynasties from cities much smaller than Atlanta, Dallas, St Louis, Balimore or Cleveland. Its not unrealistic to think a team from Milwaukee, Portland, or Sacramento will have to do some extraordinary things just to get a championship in the same championship game, and hardly ever do you hear about several years in a row they re back again for another title.

Outside of hockey, you don't hear as many people saying the Trail Blazers or the Kings are back as you do the Bronx Bombers or the Lakers. Some teams really do have the strength in numbers to make a dynasty, even if people in a smaller city are told their teams owners has more buying power than the next guy.

Dynasty by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020

50 yard challenge 

Brought to you by the guy who brought the 500 chin up challenge and the 2 ton bench press challenge, the 50 yard challenge is the one where you mow 50 yards in one hour, or you mow one yard by the time the guy finishes a 50 yard dash, depending on what rules the guy makes.

Guy 1-Nobody can do that, mow 50 yards in one hour, no way.
Guy 2- There's just been one guy only to do it so far, the guy who invented the 50 yard challenge. He mowed 50 yards in one hour fair and square, without cheating, without taking steroids. He's a special guy, he's almost like a god to the other people who took the challenge, even the other guy doing the challenge who finished a couple weeks after this guy thinks he is.

50 yard challenge by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020

50 yard challenge 

A way to have everybody's attention.

When the guy got to his 50th yard with 30 seconds out of the hour to go, he had everyone's attention in the neighborhood, along with people from dome of the other neighborhoods and cities and towns who wanted to see if he could really finish 50 yards in one hour. He reached a godlike status when he finished the 50 yard challenge at 59 minutes and 55 seconds.

50 yard challenge by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020