by Solid Mantis March 17, 2021
The giraffe on the Indian motorcycle became the giraffe in the room nobody wanted to bring up when it went inside the building.
by Solid Mantis April 23, 2021
Something you dont want to talk about because you would end up talking longer than a giraffe neck about it.
by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021
Balance is not moving a Confederate statue somewhere nobody will argue over it and keeping it hidden, like an ostrich head. Balance is a Martin Luther King statue here in your face, and right next to it is a Confederate statue in your face, whether you like it or not. It's not compromising everything to get along, since that's a good way to end up fucked by the people trying to get you to compromise (and lose) everything.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
Balance is the (sometimes same) old shit and the new shit. The old friends and the new friends, and never replacing one with the other for anybody.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
by Solid Mantis August 09, 2016
A surrogate is a substitute.
A surrogate man/boyfriend/husband is a lot like a substitute teacher. The husband/teacher gets sick and the surrogate, like the substitute wonders what the fuck am I doing here and how do I teach these kids anything they're not mine? The surrogate is a lot like the substitute teacher who can't pronounce your name, everybody who meets a surrogate wants the real teacher/husband/man/boyfriend back quick.
by Solid Mantis August 26, 2018