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Social media

Theres not really anything social about social media, if anything, social media encourages people to be distant from each other and in their own little world/bubble. There are people nowadays who won't do anything in life if theres not a picture or video to post and comment about. They live to be seen on social media, YouTube, or reality TV, where everything is staged. What happened to enjoying what you were doing so much at the time that you didnt think to film it, you already missed your opportunity to film it and it didnt matter, you got to be human for a few minutes, you were as close to who you really were as you get, no image. That must have ended in the 90s with VCR's for some people.
Social media provides the illusion of being part of a large network, meanwhile some people are getting rich via this platform. There was a time before social media where people actually knew each other in real life and had actual life experience with the other person, rather than the virtual image of someone on a computer screen.
by Solid Mantis September 9, 2020
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Punk ass errand boy

A movie character who sells their soul for something like a shot at the big time, as opposed to just for money.
Mugatu was a movie character who became a punk ass errand boy.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2019
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Utah Jazz

A team that you can tell got relocated to Utah. What is jazzy about Utah?
A team name like the Utah Jazz is a lot like a team named the Utah Marlins.
by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021
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Manly bitch

A girl who has the qualities of a boy. Usually compensates for being a mama's bitch by wearing hunting gear and playing with guns, since she needs a gun to knock somebody down.
The manly bitch seemed tough until people found out she would break apart if you stood up to her.
by Solid Mantis January 1, 2018
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Bubbly

Poodle-like, and often desperate to prove they (usually she) are not one of the poodle people.
1.) The girl was bubbly and full of a poodle-like energy. One of her tricks was to jump up on tables and advertise merchandise while making it look cute and cuddly. Something like mixing GNC with a dog show. Another was to show up in a soft parade marching with a band or another group.

2.) The guy couldn't relate to the bubbly girl on any level, they had nothing in common from interests to life experience. They had about as much in common as Clovis and RuPaul, or somebody like RuPaul.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020
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Allergy season

Another season the grief/tragedy/sympathy/industry tries to capitalize on.
The grief/tragedy/sympathy industry (or system/machine) is going to capitalize on panic no matter what people are spending money on. What they call a win-win for everybody is something that is benefitting them, not everybody. Allergy season is just another excuse for some of them to justify reversing reopenings or adding more restrictions to fuck with peoples lives again.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021
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Cooper

If Trump is a narcissist, Cooper is also a narcissist. One likes masks, the other doesn't. Both like power, both are on the same side (not yours).
Cooper cares about as much about the average person as Trump does. The coronavirus response was his ticket to getting re-elected, that's why he did most of what he did. He's an ally of Trump until he wants to stand up to Trump for show a few months before the next election.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020
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